5:10 nothing going on - people really excited
5:13 on their way. who? all dressed up in bentley. someone ...
5:30 got my coffee. fat royalty of europe enter westminster. must be wearing lotsa elastic under garments.
5:33 no terrorists in sight.
5:35 where is joan rivers when you need her?
5:40 must get friday garbage out to curb. excuse me.........
5:47 back from my garbage and recycling run. that was more exciting than what's going on on my tv screen.
5:48 prince charles looks happy. that was the greatest 10 seconds of his life.
5:49 yessss.... THE QUEEN IS WEARING A YELLOW HAT the odds on favorite.
5:51 THE VIRGIN BRIDE ARRIVES. wearing white. her father checking to see whether his fly is closed. yes it is.
5:52 people going crazy!!!!!
5:59 went to make breakfast. hope i didn't miss anything. nope. microwave beeped. my oatmeal is ready.
6:01 WHOA! she looks gooood. especially for a woman her age. the coal miner's grand daughter really cleans up well. what's she doing with this inbred geek, william?
6:06 william gives a lusty glance at bride walking down the aisle. i don't wanr to know what he's thinking.
6:07 was that her mother. i hate to see women cry.
6:11 lotsa singing. my oatmeal is good.
6:24 i think they're married. boring stuff going on. borring, boring, boooorrrriiiinnnng ..........
6:30 going brain dead from sevice. no wonder royalty tend to incredible stupidity having to sit through this stuff.
6:50 they're still married.
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