old men's dress code is a serious issue. your status is determined by how badly you can dress yourself. beware of women's comments. where were they when you needed them?
wear the most out of season, worn, ugly and unlikely combination of garments available. of course you are constrained by the crappiness of your wardrobe. the crappier the better. in february wear shorts with a short sleeved, skimpy, worn shirt. make sure your belly fat shows. black socks and brown dress shoes are essential to show off your skinny very white legs with stringy muscles.
attitude and facial expressions add a dimension to your repulsiveness. grimaces, squinting, and expressing hostility are pluses.
i must congratulate successful, intellectual geezers near college campuses because of their creative disgustingness. it is definitely a peeing contest. not shaving and needing a haircut are essentials. no socks with your beach sandals or crocs. the cheaper they appear to be the higher your status.
for some reason i haven't seen many plaid polyester patterns of late. that generation may have died off already. i wore my solid blue polyester blazer just the other day. it will never die. a million years from now it will still be perfect. i recall stuffing it under my seat on a flight in 1975. it must have been a few years old at that time. i must admit i look goooood in it. i try to be a contender.
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THESE GUYS ARE REALLY TOO WELL DRESSED, YOUNG, AND IN GOOD PHYSICAL CONDITION TO QUALIFY AS FASHION CONTENDERS.
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