ON SCHOOL TESTING

amazingly, to myself and anyone that knows me, i scored in the top 1% on the science comprehension part of the city college entrance exam.  i know, everybody says that they had that score but actually i really did.  was there something wrong with the test?  maybe.

certainly it affected me the rest of my life.  since receiving that score i never have to more than glance at a printed page to absorb all the content and nuances that it contains.  i am actually too smart to read anything. 

"uhhhh?  was that a stop sign i just went through?"

"sorry, officer."

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Anything you can do, I can do better:



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