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i decided that i need more respect. in order to do that i need more titles. i'm considering:
1. dr. granpa don
not too bad. but every moron who has sat through 300 college credit hours calls himself dr.
2. dr. professor granpa don
ok. sorta implies teaching ability.
3. col. dr. professor granpa don
yes. i was in service. i have (limited) teaching ability and i'm a moron that has been stupid enough to sit through 300 college credit hours.
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