the iowa caucus will from now on include a show song talent segment in their selection process. the following is understood to be the program for the next event:
donald trump - from westside story, "i'm so pretty".
sarah palin - from, annie get your gun, "anything you can do, i can do better".
newt gingrich - from, the sound of music, in drag, "the hills are alive with the sound of music"'
michelle bachman - from, evita, "don't cry for me argentina"
ron paul - from, oklahoma, "oklahoma".
jeb bush - from, brigadoon, "its almost like being in love".
chris christie - from, guys and dolls, "luck be a lady tonight".
mitt romney - from, jesus christ sperstar, "i don't know how to love him".
mitch daniels - from, kiss me kate, "always true to you in my fashion".
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