XMAS AND XMAS EVE

OOPS - DIFFERENT DAY.

tonight is the night baby jesus flies up your chimney to heaven.  for some obscure reason children are showered with gifts tomorrow to celebrate this occasion.  their parents who have toiled and sweated all year long to pay for these brats' presents will tell their undeserving spawn that they were delivered by a messenger of god.  they will get a lot of masochistic satisfaction as their progeny are contemptuous of the whole event.

tomorrow afternoon will be the big final celebration dinner filled with alcoholic beverages, salty, fatty, and sweet foods.  the then fulfilled parents, like salmon at the end of their run, will grab their chests, and fall head first into the dessert.

have a happy parturition, procreation, fertility day. 

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the xmas story seems to revolve around a couple named mary and joseph in bethlehem in territory that has currently been taken over by the palestinians.  mary, pregnant from some unknown source is about to give birth but no palestinians step forward to be of any assistance.  as usual (if they are there at all) they have their hand out but contribute nothing - maybe just trouble.

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