STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

whoa, santorum is on the move.  the next president?

just let me know which church to be inducted into.  i guess my church draftboard will let me know.  since i was drafted into the army, i guess i can get drafted into a church.  ho hum, i guess i can do this.  it sure beats getting burned at the stake.
 
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seems that paying a health benefit co-pay would offend jesus.  i'm wondrin how and when jesus became a family planning, health care expert.  if he were here today in this room with me now i would like to ask him what his qualifications are.

PLEASE DO NOT VIOLATE MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS

the presumably celibate and straight catholic hierarchy are saying that their 1st amendment rights are being violated by having to pay a co-pay for family planning and birth control stuff for which they are self proclaimed authorities.

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