ROMNEY WINS SPECIAL OLYMPICS OF PRIMARIES

congrats to mitt romney on yesterday's primary wins.

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somehow the republicans sneakily put in another day in february (29th day) in order to squeeze senior citizens one more time.  due to the adjustment of the month of february national pensions are essentially reduced 1/366th of the gazillion dollars they cost.  politicians will stuff the money in small bills into brown paper bags and have them delivered to themselves.

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COLLEGE FOR MORONS

i wouldn't vote for santorum but he knows that going to college does not confer good sense to anyone.  paying your money, sitting on your butt, and regurgitating the teacher's agenda will not make you skillful or smart but it will give you an opportunity to get a job, make a living and fake it through life.

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ok, i admit to being a true snob:

the regurgitating, butt kissers have always triggered my rage:

teacher:  "columbus discovered amserica."

teacher: "who discovered america?"

me {just thinking]:  "whut?  she just said columbus.  i don't get it." 

butt kisser: "columbus."

teacher:  " you are so smart.  here is a gold star."

me: "groooaaan........"

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FROM WASHINGTON POST:

SURE GLAD SHE'LL NEVER TOUCH ME.

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actually gave up watching the awards show when the first commercial came on.  the academy awards show is a commercial, so the commercials are commercials within a commercial.  forgeddaboudit.

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ACADEMY AWARDS

obviously the best movie of the year is, midnight in paris,  all others are frauds.

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can't think of anything more exciting than detailed descriptions of body coverings worn by the rich and famous by effeminate men and old ugly ladies.  the stars will show up, eat and drink like pigs at a trough, and compliment each other because they can do good imitations of real people.

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REPUBLICAN STRONGHOLD

nbc new state electoral projections for 2012 shows that once again republicans win total acreage including deserts, forests, and assorted mountainous wilderness (and of course backwoods new jersey).

but if you're going to count places where there are people, obama will sweep into his second term.  i predict, and i am rarely wrong (at most twice a day), he will take at least 500 electoral votes.  go stick your acreage, republicans.

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STOP THE DEVIL

yessss, we must purge the devil-people among us. probing the female population is a necessity. "rosemary's baby" must be neutralized.  there can be no abortions.  we will burn the devils and witches at the stake later on.


santorum and gingrich will save us. 

teletubbies

attending covertly, a local gathering of witches and vampires last night it was noted that the coven was fearful of the republican cleansing of their evil.   i think i saw nancy pelosi, joe biden, and the teletubbies in the crowd.
 
as you know the witches successful assault on the salem trials of 1692 ended the purity of spirit we had.  since that destruction we have had fascism, communism and ipods.
 
fortunately the spawn of the clear headed salem population now numbers in the millions.  it may be difficult for them to straighten out the rest of the world but they will try.
 
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BOZOS ON PARADE

obama's competition should be renamed the bozo party.  of course, you can never over estimate the stupidity of our population - or any population.  lookin' around the world; europe is having a beer fest, africa is in flames, middle east is having children and want to immolate themselves (understandable with large starving families.  just have more children irresponsibly.), far east is being consumed by capitalism (keep those ipods coming).  wow, we look almost civilized in comparison.

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it is for sure.  on sunday, jan. 20th, 2013,  barack hussein obama will be sworn in for his second term as president of the united states.

in 2017 inauguration day occurs on a friday and chelsea clinton will be sworn in.  the yougest president, declaring for president on her 35th birthday, feb. 27th, 2015.

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just sayin: 

since only small government advocates want to probe your vagina, it shouldn't be too uncomfortable.

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EATING OUR YOUNG

interesting that the feds let banks borrow money at no interest and the banks turn around and charge students 6% to 9% for loans.

in my day when this nation was growing many institurions of higher learning were almost free.  i paid fees of $7.50 a semester at CCNY, but i guess as we move into a slave medieval economy we must make it difficult to move between socio-economic classes.

nevermind.

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THIS JUST IN: OBAMA WINS 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

LET ME BE THE FIRST:


our next presidential contest is over. obama wins by landslide. there is no sane, rational competition. what the hell are republicans doing?  there is no one in their field or anyone being suggested (jeb bush ... aaarrrggh?  alf landon would have a better chance.) that has the remotest chance of winning. throwing away huge sums of money on the election can only be good for the economy.  so go to it republicans.  we love it.  i'll just go down the dial and listen to olde tyme television while repubs carve each other up.  lol.........


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woke up this morning and found that iran is stll here.  whats wrong with the free world?

the chink in the iranian armor may be their boldness within the muslim world.  backing assad in syria will at least keep them busy killing each other.  the seeds of their own destruction may lie in syria. 

don't rely on any european help.  they're too busy drinking beer and singing songs.  they just bury their dead and have another fest.  good times for all.

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uh, ohhh, chris christie was just sayin' how we do not know the various facets of romney's wonderful personality.

 TRANSLATION: romney is a robotic creep with no personality or brains and we have to explain him.  we're in trouble.

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irrational iran is said to be rational.  THEY'RE NOT!

appropriate action should be taken now!!!!!!!

it would be a good example to other crazy nations.

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important stuff to do today is the unpacking my new doll house kit.  much to my surprise the components are visually and physically large.  putting that aside, i must patch a hole in the ceiling which was necessary to make in order to fix a leaking joint.  must go-groaaaannn.

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BABY MARMOSET

now watching a cousin of ours, a marmoset named cecily on tv.  so cute and intelligent looking.  ooops ..... they're feeding her live crickets .... not a close cousin.  .  nevermind.  changing channels.

i think some asian people's actually have recipes for some insects.  its not near the top of my food pyramid.

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looks like we're going to have another repub moron, romney as presidential candidate.  he'll have a tough time because he's just not as stupid as a member of the bush family, but he's stupid enough to be appealing to the base.  with such a deficient candidate dems are going to have a tough time.

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WEIRD SCIENCE

over the past six months i have had an intense relationship with the medical community and have found them seriously ignorant in helping aging people.  they're good at fixing broken arms, and giving flu shots but when it comes to old people who obviously can't live forever the medical community is sadly deficient.

in the beginning the most learned men and mankind could rely on their shaman who could work wonders with garlic cloves, incense, dancing, chanting, smoke, and mirrors.  we then worked our way up to spider webs, leeches, blood letting, and darkened rooms.  accoutrements include sphygmomanometers, stethoscopes, white coats, otoscopes, and small chilly, fluorescent lit rooms with examining tables.  about forty years ago so called pharmacologic miracle drugs started appearing and gave impotent doctors something to work with.  some of it actually works.  so what do they do?  they over prescribe all this crap.  if it doesn't work, they increase the dosage.   most the time it is a one size fits all dosage.

seven months ago, my nephrologist was ready to send me to the glue factory  .... ummmm .... dialysis factory because he reached the end of his text book.  there is nothing remaining in his book.  the cost of this option for the taxpayer or individual is about $50000 to $100000 per year.  it is probably very profitable for the so called medical community and of course wall street hucksters and lobbyists.  when my doctor kills me he'll say, "i did everything possible to save him.".  if i could talk i would say. " f@@@* *&^" #&^%!#".

in addition to the pecuniary costs there is a quality of life issue.  basically your life is over except for pain and suffering.  all your time is spent feeding the dialysis business monster.  if you go off dialysis your life expectancy is two weeks - yes, two weeks.  before you are introduced to dialysis it is necessary to get a surgical procedure either in your arm or your ... ummm .... belly area which is necessary to put stuff in and take stuff out of your body in order to purify your system.  this invasive surgery is no fun and will be a major annoyance for every second of the rest of your life.   in addition there is a high probability of infection at these points.  the purification affects all your fluids.  the good stuff is also removed and has to be replaced.  if everything works perfectly you have 50% of a normal life expectancy.

soooo, seven months ago i left (fired) my nephrologist and although he said a change of diet wouldn't help, i changed my diet, and altered my medications with some help of my family doctor.  i'm still walking around, maintaining my home, and going places.

in my attempt to get a kidney transplant (i'm not sure i want this option either but i can always delay the procedure if it is offerred.) i have met a dozen doctors of various disciplines  this procedure will give me a life expectancy of 75% of my normal life expectancy.  most the doctors i have met are not enthusiastic over any action.  i can only put them into two groups: those that say i'm going to die of something and those that are worried that i'll die under their care.  i wouldn't want to ruin anyone's reputation.

in conclusion; being dead is inevitable and i want it to be painless and not inconvenient.  feeding the wall street medical community beast should not be an option.

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new york knicks are winning again.  haven't been a fan in at least 50 years (really) but i'm always ready to cheer a new york city team when they are winning.  losers - go away.

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in ncaa basketball i must go for syracuse being that it is in new york and i was acquainted with some of the brats going there and of course they're ranked #2 in the nation.  go orange!!!! or somethin.

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the always reliable new york yankees start spring training this sunday and tickets for spring training games are only about $30 --- WHAT?, NEVERMIND,

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so sorry about whitney houston.

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one of the people (a phd) i worked with lost a friend who fell down a flight of stairs after taking drugs and drinking.  today's fictitious item is dedicated to this co-worker and his friend:



LIGHTS UP

Co-worker:  my good friend fell down a flight of stairs and died ....  sob, sob, whimper.

Me:  thats so sad.  how did that happen?

C:  he was at a party and had a few drinks and stuff.  he stepped outside to get some fresh air when it happened.

M:  so he was drunk?

C:  he also had some recreational drugs.  very little.

M: just a few drinks and drugs?

C:  we both got our phd's at the same time.  he was so smart.

M:  sooooo, he was very smart and was drinking and taking drugs and staggered outside for some fresh air and fell down a flight of stairs and died and thats why i should feel sorry for him and you.

C:  he was just having fun .... whimper, sob, whine, whine, whine.

M: apparently he was not smart enough.  i guess they'll give phds to anyone.  all you have to do is pay them money and sit on your butt through hundreds of class hours.  these things happen when you drink and take drugs.  i guess you can make a (faux) silk purse from a sow's ear as they say.  suck it up.

C:  whine, whine, whine, whimper, ..................................................

LIGHTS DOWN

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just noticed that Charles McCord is no longer with imus.  having not watched imus regularly after his expulsion and my old age, i realized this week that his longtime sidekick was missing.

"McCord announced his retirement in April 2011; his retirement became effective May 6. "

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phew - i don't know if i have the time to do this.  i've got that dollhouse in the mail; its been a week since i sat down with my jigsaw puzzle; going through my library materials (john grisham is soooooo good.), doing new flooring in the wash room (have to figure out how to jackup the machines in order to get the flooring under them.); waiting for the plumber this morning (upstairs bath); and trying to satisfy the medical (police) authorities for a kidney transplant (don't even know if i want one).  i don't have time to get sick and die.

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preying on my mind this morning is the weighty problem of buying another doll house kit.  i just got rid of one but the problem is that doll houses attract me and they amplify, arouse and stimulate creative ability.  i add a little here and a little there like a skylight, flag, circular staircase and stuff.

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oops ...... i just bought one.  $150 ---- a fair price for 2012 - not so good for 1999.

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did i mention that the best morning show of february, 2012 is imus on fox business channel.  you get an assortment of stuff, sports, and entertainment not available elsewhere.  the BS, morning joe show is getting worse and worse with their agenda ridden discussions.  no one there bucks the republican in charge, joe scarborough.  watch imus, imus, imus, as long as he's on.

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kodak giving up camera business.  aaaarrrrrgggghhh, the world is ending.

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STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

whoa, santorum is on the move.  the next president?

just let me know which church to be inducted into.  i guess my church draftboard will let me know.  since i was drafted into the army, i guess i can get drafted into a church.  ho hum, i guess i can do this.  it sure beats getting burned at the stake.
 
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seems that paying a health benefit co-pay would offend jesus.  i'm wondrin how and when jesus became a family planning, health care expert.  if he were here today in this room with me now i would like to ask him what his qualifications are.

PLEASE DO NOT VIOLATE MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS

the presumably celibate and straight catholic hierarchy are saying that their 1st amendment rights are being violated by having to pay a co-pay for family planning and birth control stuff for which they are self proclaimed authorities.

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$83000?  $83000????????? WHAT??????????????

a full share for the superbowl champs is only $83000.  what the h*%@ can you do with $83000 today especially in new york.  what a bunch of cheap money grubbers.  the players' medical bills will be more than that. 

these guys are superstars.  certainly they are worthy of appropriate paydays in comparison with hollywood stars and are worth more than wash. dc lobbyists.

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it is reported that a giant's player (brandon jacobs) said brady's wife should just look cute and shut up. 

welcome to the 21st century.

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watching imus, today - the best early morning show.

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just sayin'

why are there three financial/stock market tv channels?  if businessmen are so busy, and creating jobs what the @#*& are they doing watching tv during the day.  THE WORLD IS DROWNING IN BS.

i don't think steve jobs was watching tv.  i don't think thomas edison or henry ford would have neen watching tv.

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selecting a republican  ... ummm ... candidate (whatever they are) is really difficult.  its like trying to answer the question, "which leader would you prefer, stalin, hitler, kim jong il, saddam hussein"? 

ummmm ,,, i'm thinking.

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the last word on superbowl xlvi,,,, whatever .....



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at the very least the superbowl took your mind off crazy guy, gingrich and schoolyard brats trump and romney.

how did our civilization evolve to this point with all the idiots in positions of authority?

its a mystery to me.

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and you thought christie was full of hot air:

"Gov. Chris Christie said Monday that his staff is in contact with the New York Giants to see if a Super Bow victory rally can be held at Met-Life Stadium sometime this week."

typo not mine.

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i bet g w bush is wondrin why history hasn't recognized his brilliance as yet.  seems that he is still under cover, probably still hiding out somewhere in texas.  the basement of the alamo (with pee wee herman's bike)?

carl rove popped up on fox news yesterday displaying his paranoid projections - its all about me attitude - concerned about that clint eastwood superbowl video.  very sad.  send in the men with white coats to take him away.

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great game.  i'm exhausted from watching.

two of the media complaints were:
1. it was boring including the ads;
2. the pats let the giants score w/ a minute to play so brady could get the ball back and win the game.  they claim the giants were suckered into the (..... ummm ... winning) score.

answers:

1.  here in new jersey we like more exciting sports:  in football like, hopatcong vs. wharton or the roxbury swim team vs. dover.


and the ads; how about mike's barber shop or freund's gas.

2.  (duh) pats didn't win the game.  so many things could go wrong with the alternate strategy of holding the ball a little longer and being two points behind.

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GO GIANTS!

even if they lose today, it has been an incredible seaason.  giant fans have gone from the depths of despair to the magnificence of the world series of football the superbowl.  it is reminiscent of the storied, count of monte cristo tale or the miracle 1969 ny mets.  win or lose today, i thank the ny giant organization for the great sports entertainment they have provided for me.  

and there's also madonna during halftime.  it doesn't get any better than this.

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TOM COUGHLIN

wearing my ny giants cap this morning.  i'm trying to get that tom coughlin look and feel,  YESSSSS, I feel it.  GO GIANTS..............

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the great peyton manning's kid brother has now emerged from his chrysallus as, ELI THE MAGNIFICENT.  like, MADONNA, he has only one name, ELI.   everyone knows who, ELI, is. 

sadly, fame is fleeting.  in the event the giants should lose, ELI will quickly be forgotten.  even worse, if he has a bad game like three interceptions, the masses will tar and feather him.  sorry, eli, thats how it works.

on the upside super sunday is another payday.  yea!
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JUST SAYIN'

grisham's, playing for pizza, is an entertaining story of an nfl quarterback who regains his joie de vivre in an italian football league after a disastrous nfl season..

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THE MAD, REPUBLICAN TEA PARTY

so sad that the media said that, trump would endorse gingrich.

they also said dewey beats truman;

and g. bush and israel bombed the world trade center;

and gore won the 2000 election;

and alf landon would beat FDR by 14 points:

and fox news blames obama for everything.

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" .... New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski includes the most scrutinized left ankle in town .... ".

as he walked off the plane the other day his ankle and his gait did not appear up to full strength.  i know that with all those cameras on him he would try his best to give the appearance of a perfect superbowl star.  

so sad that the new york giants would take advantage.

GO GIANTS!

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imus just called gingrich a classless pig.  i'm sure he meant it in the nicest way.  at any rate i'm glad that the automaton'hypocrite wing of the republican party won over the neanderthal wing.  i'm sure the little (mentally not physically) people of northern new jersey will approve.

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germany wants to take over greece's economy.   might be a good idea but the last time they took over greece's economy a million greeks starved to death.     ooooops!

WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE?

HEY, THEY WERE SAVED FROM THE COMMUNISTS.

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in important news and events: grounhog day is tomorrow.

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