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Monday, August 22, 2011

HEALTH CARE III



eating right is the key to superannuated diet plans.  the following food items should be replaced with the suggested tasty substitutions:


a thick prime, rare, bloody steak with fried onion and mushroom topping with thick cut home style fries on the side substituted with bean sprouts.


a deep dish well baked crusted pizza pie with a variety of pungent cheeses and spices and visible olive oil substituted with a rice cake.


rich, creamy full bodied flavor ice cream with caramel sauce topping, multi-flavored sprinkles and a cherry on top substituted with a slice of kiwi fruit.






authentic new york cream cheese cake topped with banana slices in rum sauce on a honey graham cracker crust substituted with broccoli flavored tofu.





.. mmm ... hardtack




frosted, fruit jam filled birthday cake with burning candles and balloons substituted with civil war hardtack  ....mmmmm ....

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