CHOW-A-THON WITH GRANPA DON XXX

oatmeal - nothing less problematic than oatmeal

doctor's appointment today.  must minimize any inflammatory food, watch my Ph level, and stuff. 

they'll stick me, draw blood, and plot a data point on my chart.  the doc will use a straight edge, draw a line and predict when it will terminate.  a very important job- well paid too.

coffee

unfortunately for the medical community my last data point took an unexpected uptick which ruins what previously was a text book case.  sorry, i didn't mean for you to think, stand back.  take your knives, medieval torture devices, and get the hell out of here.  i'm not ready yet.

more coffee

i guess i'll eventually have to rely on faith.  browsing through the old testament, i see the story of abraham, isaac, and god.  the only thing this proves to me is that god is into S & M.  no solace here.

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