senior, old age, second childhood, sickness and death, ain't we got fun.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

COMING SOON: THE AMERICAN INQUISITION

remember the spanish inquisition.  well, soon to begin is the american inquiition

a loud knocking at the door:

hi.

do you love and adore our god or do you want to be burned at the stake?

of course i love your god.  he's the bestest.  here's $20 to continue your good work.

what is your position on taxes?

ugh, i don't pay enough taxes.  rich people should pay less taxes because they create jobs by doing what they do best: creating jobs, creating jobs, creating jobs, and creating jobs.   did i mention that they create jobs?

abortion?

you never can have too many people like blow flies on a turd.

what do you think of ronald reagan?

he had a mental problem.  didn't he?

take him away and burn him.

AAAARRRRrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh................................................

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