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| generic college girl |
one night while still on winter break on or after new year's eve artie took me along to accompany his girl friend's friend who attended cornell. i decided it would be interesting to pretend to be a machinist instead of the unemployed, snobbish, useless college student that i really was. how was i to know that a girl going to cornell preferred a deadbeat, uppity college brat to a hard working american guy. being stubborn and enjoying it i stuck with my story. at the end of the evening, artie told her the truth that i was a (useless) college guy. she apologized to me for her attitude but the damage was done, the evening was over.
let this be a lesson to you. as, kurt vonnegut, said, "you are what you pretend to be".
nevermind, i know that most of you have delusions of grandeur, so this will never happen to you.
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