bm: "before we send for a pizza, let us start our discussion, general secretary stalin."
s: "we must take the kitten to siberia for its safety."
h: hitler turns red and jumps onto table waving his arms and screaming, "you are wrong. the kitten has blue eyes and is of pure blood. it cannot be contaminated by your people."
stalin takes out gun .. bang .. and shoots hitler.
bm: "he's dead. call for the pizza."
CUT TO COMMERCIAL
....... mushrooms ..... and extra cheese ......
... mmmmm ... pizza
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notes:
Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin born იოსებ ბესარიონის ძე ჯუღაშვილი. he was considered for the ... ummm .... nobel peace prize in 1945. wow - so much for the peace prize.
adolf hitler was considered of full aryan blood which accounts for his insanity and assholeness; aryan racial traits.
benito mussolini was a political journalist early in his career and was a well qualified media person.
pizza (modern pizza) originated in Italy as the neapolitan pie with tomato and cheese in 1889. .. mmm .. pizza.
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