MORE MIRACLES

which is the miracle?

a burning bush in an arid sun baked desert that you think is talking to you after you spent the day in the sun without a hat or water or food in 110 F heat.

or

getting nude pictures of "kate middleton", via your computer.

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ummmm .......

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THE GOLEM OF SALT LAKE CITY

romney runs rampant over law, order and participants in debate with the great O.   R should have been thrown out,

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THAT WAS WONDERFUL, MR. ROMNEY.

great presentation, mr. romney.

thanks, for dropping by.

we'll call you.

your coat is in the corner - there.

that was great.

nice seeing you. 

y'all comeback soon.

yup.

good job.

did i mention, we'll call.

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ho, hum, yankees in their 51st (the announcer said) extra season event. 

GO YANKEES!

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DEBATE TIPS FOR ROMNEY

from the outset establish your dominence.  remind O that he is not a whiteman.  throw out a really funny joke like , "how many people of polish descent do you need to screw in a lightbulb?" (har, har); or, "my administration will hold on to a shekel better than a hasid" (really funny); or do an imitation of charlie chaplain's character in the "great dictator" with funny mustache.  this will really win over america.

assure the country that they will never go hungry.  watermelon and fried chicken will always be available or if you prefer mayonnaise and white bread for the more discriminating palates.

be sure to send subliminal messages like humming, "god bless america", while others are talking.

be sure to suggest that O may not have been born in this country.   "hawaii??, thats just a tourist destination".

assure america that we will invade any country that slights us in any way.

we will support our troops by giving out more medals.

mention that women are really cute and can do useful things like scrubbing floors.

for more great help, mr romney an call me direct.
  
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other stuff - imus' guest this morning informed us that O had not had anything to do with bin laden's death.  it was a group of navy seals who in the back of the shower room in the barracks put the plan together with the help of the RNC, dick cheney, and george bush to do the job. 

finally, the truth,

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FAREWELL: DEDICATED TO WILLARD

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since 1992 no one has been elected president who had sons.  sorry willard.  you are out.  bye.

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MIRACLES

on my right side is a painting of a religious icon who is crying,

in front of me is a stone wall that has water flowing on it.

in my left hand i hold an ipod which plays songs, audio books, speeches, movies, plays chess, and gives me the yankee score.

which one is the miracle?

let me think .........

water on picture? -

wet spot on wall? -

ipod?

yessssss ..... WET SPOT ON WALL.

thank you, god.

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JIMMY HOFFA REVISITED

after my circumstantial evidence showed that jimmy hoffa's body was buried behind the old a&p in the remains of the old morris canal in ledgewood, nj because of mafia influence in the area and the property was owned by a las vegas firm, we find out that an investigation is going on in the detroit area by authorities (????). 

do not reject my theory or the theory that he is buried in the endzone** of giants stadium.  at any rate new jersey is a prime location.

**wikipedia:      "This led Sports Illustrated to suggest that this "takes on special meaning when a punter goes for the 'coffin corner.'" In a similar vein, sportscaster Marv Albert once said that a team was "kicking towards the Hoffa end of the field." This was tested by the Discovery Channel show Mythbusters, and they were unable to find any sign of a body."

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THIS JUST IN:

our sources tell us -

prez. O was a zulu warrior;

serving under his father, a zulu chief;

and

fought against michael caine in that movie;

who led mitt romney to victory;

who was born in a manger in minnesota;

and

was visited by three wisemen, newt gingrich, ann coulter, and john sununu;

who arrived in their limousines;

and

were given gifts by the baby romney;

including a time share in the cayman islands.

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MORE BORING ELECTION STUFF - JUST SAYIN'

this morning's line for, O, on intrade is selling at about 75%.

as i (the greatone) previously said months ago, O will win by 8% nationally. mitt will need to have a comeback to lose by only 8% nationally.

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THE PANDA CUB MYSTERIOUS DEATH CASE

when the mittster takes office we will invade some mid-east nation for the mysterious death of our beloved panda cub.  we will pass laws giving panda fetuses all the rights given to us by god and the constitution which was wriiten by god and his supervisors.

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ROMNEY LOVES EVERYONE

practically overnight romney loves all americans.
                  XXX OOO XXX OOO
he loves you.   yes he does.  yes he does.  yes he does.

you are not a deadbeat, no matter what they say.

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MANDATORY REMEDIAL MATH AND ECO

mandatory remedial mathematics and economics for all members of our government especially congress people is necesssary for the survival of this nation.  it is clear from our deficits and the collection and distribution of federal government monies that the three branches of government are sadly deficient in basic financial literacy.

i suspect that they are just not smart enough.  nevermind.

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the 47% can always borrow from their parents.


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those freeloaders, that 47% the ugly party talks about must be mostly from the red states.  the major northeast megalopolises are humming hives of activity.  romney is talking about his base, his constituency.

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OCTOBER SURPRISE

looking forward to the ugly party's october surprises.  how will they spin obama's life or imagined life to win the presidency?  they can rerun the swiftboat ads they ran eight years ago.  no one cares whether they are truthful or apply in this case.  just run something.  obama's zulu warrior period?  or when he got taliban training?  or remember when he sent troops to the odessa steps.


Odessa Steps clip: Battleship Potemkin (1925)



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THE 32 YEARS OF THE CLINTON DYNASTY

HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES (1992-2024: THE CLINTON YEARS)

the clinton dynasty began with his election as president of the united states in 1992.  although he was greatly harassed by the opposing ugly party because of a minor indiscretion with a young woman who should have been more discreet.  the nation prospered.

until

we were hijacked in 2000 by the opposing ugly, corrupt force of the bush administration who controlled the thugs on the supreme court and the war lords.  the  beleaguered clinton legacy survived through the incredible stupidity of these years thru 2008. 

but we remembered and

clinton's guiding light prevailed.  and it enhanced the eight years of the obama administration thru 2016 when we went into the greatest period of american growth with the hillary clinton administration. 

in 2024 the kennedy clan reclaimed dominence; children and grand children and great grand children of the heirs of joe (the bastard) kennedy.  they took the reins of our government and we have been a world power ever since.

bill clinton was awarded a posthumous FOUNDING FATHER appellation and statue next to ronald reagan on the mall in 2062 and we all lived happily ever after.

copyright 2999.

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THE RATS (REPUBLICANS ARE TERRIFFIC) PARTY GIVES UP

as the thugs in egypt and libya struck our embassies, the RATs party blamed obama in order to get votes.  sadly the attempt has not only failed but has caused an implosion among the RATs.  even john sununu of the RATs party thought their nominee for president was out of line for his misplaced and premature denunciation of the obama administration.  on the other hand, lynne cheney, the evil witch appeared to agree that the criticism was fine.  meanwhile joe scarborough is going ballistic trying to justufy the RATs party overall position. 

good luck to the RATs in 2016.

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POLITICS AS USUAL

what a waste of time listening to the political lunatics.  just hopin'for the best.  dumb luck is our only hope.

i might as well listen to sheila kravitz of nitwit township, new jersey.  afterall her husband is an engineer capable of putting a swing set together.

excuse me.  i have to get back to looking at the pictures in my greenhouse assembly booklet.

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jets begin season today.  looking forward to another 8-8 (or whatever) season.

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WHAT? YOU DON'T OWN A GREEN HOUSE?

as i may have mentioned i bought a small do-it-yourself (sorta) greenhouse from the internet.  actually it was more like a cold frame on legs. 

BUT i received a small greenhouse 4'x6' instead.  i decided after much  anguish to keep it.  the instructions say it takes two people s1x hours to assemble.  after a week, i am up to step 22 of 50.

of course, when complete, i have to add a floor and shelves and planters and soil and seeds and plants and my tender loving care.  hopefully, maybe, i can have (with the help of the GEORGE BUSH  weather) bright, perky annual flowers in it on my patio into january.  in my dreams i can see a garden of eden from my back rooms.

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y'know the home owners association does not want anyone to have a vegetable garden but a greenhouse growing vegetables would probably be welcomed showing that our community is classy and upscale.  i don't quite get it that vegetables in a garden is owned by a dirt farmer but vegetables in a greenhouse is owned by the lord of the manor.

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DISASTERS OF THE WEEK

so sad that ny giants seemed so inept, sluggish and ... ummm ... old, losing to the cowboys.

yankees crumble and seem destined to the trash bin of history.

if i'm lucky i'll see a better year in the future although i haven't given up on the GIANTS (YEA, YEA, YEA) yet.  and the jets (yea) haven't started their season yet.  go jets.  god of course is on their side with the addition of tebow.

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some republicans have said that michelle obama does not look like a first lady.  must be that she's not staggering around the white house with a drink in her hand.

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JUST SAYIN'

al gore stays away from convention but -------------


"New Yorker (blog)-15 hours ago


Al Gore, whose margin of popular victory in 2000 was four times bigger than John F. Kennedy's in 1960 and only a little smaller than Richard ... "   ******************************************************************************************************************   its interesting that fox news does not think the dem convention is worth covering as they stick to news items about the next greatest candidates, romney, ryan, and daffy duck.    *****************************************************************************************************

YEA, PAUL RYAN

certainly, paul ryan. is the greatest american politician.  he can leap tall buildibgs in a single bound.  he will straighten your teeth and cure your herpes while cutting your medical expenses.  he will find you a job when none seeem to exist.  yea, yea, yea!  go for it. 

instead of wasting your time watching the (ugh) democratic convention tonight, i know i'll be watching the nfl game.  the great wall street favored new york giants against the team from boondocks-america, the dallas (har, har) cowboys.

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BRONX NO MORE.

quickly, i was updated about bronx shopping areas by followers.  i didn't mention 174th street or 165th off westchester ave. and simpson.  great stores and shopkeepers.  gone and replaced by fast-ugh-food and super-duper markets.

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OLDE TYME BRONX COOKING





sorry that all you affluent, educated and brilliant people have to fake your indulgence of inferior food.  yes, you are all gourmets and intellectuals and you can describe your vittles in the most beautiful, elegant manner but you're not fooling anyone; at best its ok (sorta').

but if you would just step inside my wayback machine i will escort you to the bronx of the 1930s, in the midst of the great depression.

here we are on 180th st. with food markets with fresh produce and meats and live chickens and fish; appetizing stores with various nuts, candies, pickles in the barrel, olives - black, green, oil cured; smoked salmon, condiments, etc,; bakeries with really fresh just baked breads, cakes, rolls, bagels, bialys. and among the other stores the great witkin's delicatessen which would be competitive with current katz's on houston street.

with tears i return to the present time when you have to go to san francisco, or dallas or chicago or the moon to get something decent to eat.  i know all you gourmets can bs about your epicurean adventures in greece, thailand or up the yangtse but you need go no further than 180th street between vyse and honeywell.  and you can keep your pretensions.

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i was wrong.  it was the, slim whitman, version of, indian love call, that made the martians heads explode in, mars attacks.

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THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE MARTIANS:



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THE END OF THE MARTIANS:



NO, ITS NOT THE END OF THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION.

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RIP NOMNEY FOR PRESIDENT

we're going to run this country like a business: skim profits off the top; keep two sets of books; and cheapen the product with short cuts   ---  YEA!

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we can clearly see what the nomney administration will do as they immediately go on vacation after the convention.  yess, these are my kind of people,

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CONVENTION TIME!!!!!!!

words, words, words, words.

AUDREY HEPBURN SAYS IT ALL IN, " MY FAIR LADY".






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JUST SAYIN'

christie, raised in livingston, new jersey exhibits the energy of all the ethnic identities in the northeast. although i wouldn't vote for him he would be a change to the decadent, medieval, retrograde candidates we now have.

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JUST SAYIN'

the deli champagne of new york city.  i'm not kidding.  this product is far superior to any wines of the world which people who have nothing better to do with their time and money bluster about.  wine and champagne are just spoiled grapes but having a dr. brown's cel-ray soda with your hot brisket sandwich at KATZ'S on houston st. is an unforgettable eating experience. 

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THE NIGHT THEY INVENTED ........ DR. BROWN'S:

Gigi - The Night They Invented DR. BROWN'S



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JUST GENIUSES

geniuses will save us.  thankfully there will be no abortions allowed so that no geniuses will be lost.  actually geniuses are like buses, if you miss one another will be along in 15 minutes.

just look at some of them: einstein who knew everything except where to get a haircut; steve jobs will save us  ....ooops.. he couldn't save himself; zuckerberg whose mother has to tell him when to change his T-shirt; self reliant ayn rand who wound up on social security and medicare.

and all the little kids in new jersey.

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SHOW US YOUR PAPERS

birth certificates are getting really important.  i would recommend everyone carry an official copy with raised seal with them at all times or deportation might occur.  people with surnames ending in a vowel are particularly suspect.  for example names like: obama, dimaggio, rizzuto, kryzewski, nagurski, mikulski, landrieu, etc.  anyone whose skin shade is a little off white should also be on alert like john boehner, alex rodriguez, bobby jindal, etc.  also anyone with bizzare political views like mitt romney should have his papers available.  i would like to see them too.

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MENTAL HEALTH

way back in 1970 i went through a period of depression thanks to some prescribed pills (thanks doc).  in the state i was in i became hopelessly despairing by the scientific fact (republicans - you can take notes for science class) that the sun will go out after going supernova and burning everything to a crisp in a fraction of a second.  all things and purposes were of no consequence.  all would be lost.

of course now that i am clear headed and rational and i can see that through technological advancements we can all walk through a portal to a better world and life in another dimension or galaxy or something.  we will enter the EMERALD CITY, all multi-billions of us and sing and dance, yea. 

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SORRY, I'VE LEFT OUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF

what can that useless old man be doing ----  ?????????

i know my followers are really anxious to kmow what i've been doing with my valuable (150 year old) time. so, i'll tell you about all the world changing activities that i'm involved with.

a. continuing (and progressing ) on my 2000 piece jigsaw puzzle.  completion date now scheduled for spring 2013.

b. assembling a mini-hobby-greenhouse.  will have to build shelving and flooring before using it.  estimated completion in six weeks.

c. built another 4'x9" plant box.

d. attending to my plants and seedlings.

e. assembling (when i pass by it - on occasion) a large doll house.

f. do lawn chores and house maintenance only when absolutely necessary.

g. routine shopping, library, and banking trips.  this includes stops at home depot for supplies: lumber, nails, screws, paint, tools and gardening supplies, etc. (NOTE TO HOME DEPOT: TIPS ACCEPTED HERE.).

h.  visiting my doctors because they need the money.  i hope they're not offended as i disregard their instructions.  y'know they're not as smart as they think.

i. audio books, tv  (omiting political sleazes if possible), and naps fill in the slack time.

yes, i know this is more than you wanted to know.  tough!

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TODD AKIN AND HENRY VIII AGREE ABOUT WOMEN!!!!

yes our motherland, england and their great leader HENRY III agree with the comments of todd akin.  in fact the bizarre situation in america where women are actually allowed to vote has created a disaster in the ruling of the united states.  just let white men of substance vote as required by our FOUNDING FATHERS, YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

akin, HENRY VIII, and our founding fathers  know that the only thing women should be responsible for are  reproductive activities.

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RYAN IS GREAT FOR OLD PEOPLE

yesterday, ryan defended his legislation at his mother's senior citizen facility.  it turns out we old, useless people will make out great.  you young, vigorous, striving people will have to slave away and die for us, yea.  too bad. vote romney/ryan.

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JOB CREATOR, MITTSTER CAN CERTAINLY DEFEND OUT SOURCING.

i'm sure after seeing these two headlines the mittster would say, " see i told you it was good to outsource these jobs and i made money on them too.  yea for me.".


1. South African Official Defends Police Killing of 34

2. Over 60 miners dead in Congo shaft collapse

"who made these cookies?"

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GOING BRAIN DEAD OVER ELECTION RHETORIC

media guru-expert-nitwit-gossip-know-nothings must be talking to themselves by now.  they've certainly convinced me that their bs and distorted ignorant views are not worth my usually useless time.  the guilty include participants of tv shows from scarborough to imus.   financial show people are particularly annoying because of their distortions of truth and reality.

watching the white paint dry on my home made window boxes is far more mentally stimulating and interesting.  the flowers i will grow in them have much more personality (and of course beauty).

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YEA! GAS PRICES UP.

i'm looking forward to my entitlement cost of living increase because gas prices have jumped - yea.  just send me the money.


paul ryan - eat it.

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WILL RYAN'S PARENTS REJECT THEIR ENTITLEMENTS??????

frank bruni in the ny times says that they will try to depict the ryan choice as a bold and brave move but bruni says, "there’s already political commentary calling Romney an easily bullied coward".

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THE SECRET OF LONGEVITY

what is the secret of your longevity?

"its 90% dumb luck".

whats the other 10%.

"what other 10%"?

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PERFECT MEMORY

outside of you (of course ---- you are so great.) no one has total recall or perfect memory.  my alleged perfect memory can be better described as fuzzy-perfect memory.  exact statements and memory depictions are (probably) not certain ( my wife is an exception to all memory speculations - she is perfect).

clearly recalling perhaps an event that occurred 60 years ago contains (maybe) two visions:  scene A, and scene G. - tableaus - the intervening steps (b, c, d, e, and f) can easily be filled in with the forgotten narrative by me because i know myself (of course -- heh,heh).  but it is without a doubt that everyone else is all messsed up and it makes no sense even listening to their story.  pipe dreams and old wives tales (or engineer's tales) ultimately are nonsense.  on the upside it can be entertaining.

i can't exactly recall yesterday but events that happenned during high school or college days are as clear and real as a desert oasis when you are dying of thirst in death valley.

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THE MITTSTER'S REAL PLAN

they keep saying he's got a real plan.  where's the plan?  what's the plan.  he must be having one of those pubescent dreams.  his plan is ... ummm ... yup.  its a great plan.  now, here's the plan.  can't you see it.  there's something wrong with you, if you don't understand the plan.  now do you understand the plan.. i thought so.  go, go, go, ... yesssss.

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the mittster seems to be moving politically to the center.  the right wing nuts are going off the edge about this.  this strategy may be a winner.  where else are the righty nitwits going to go and a move to the center certainly will pick up more (on the fence) obama centrists.

and of course there's THE PLAN.

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SARAH PALIN, LAST MAN STANDING

looks like the only honest republican is sarah palin, up to now.  all the rest are falling in line, lockstep, in jack boots supporting the mittster and rationalizing their viewpoints.  how long will she hold out and for how much and what will she say when she turns??????????????????

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MARVELOUS MARIGOLDS

since our weather has been changed by the corporate interests, flowering plants are fecund and productive until after thanksgiving in the wash. dc area.  taking advantage of these conditions i planted marigold seed on saturday with the expectation that there will be fresh, vigorous  flowers in october.  they're already coming up and stretching their first leaves.

marigolds are gorgeous, vital and bursting with life.  "oh", they say, "those are just common marigolds".  sure they are but they sure beat half alive orchids or other (ugh) delicate plants.  give me the vigorous, life enhancing plants like petunias, begonias, and of course MARIGOLDS; yea.  keep your decadent plants.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ATOMIC BOMB OF 1945

NOTE TO LEFTY WINGNUTS:

next time there is a bloody war send your children and you can save the enemy population.

or just sit down with them and talk it out.

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 my grandmother had a crush on robert taylor.  the always brave characters of robert taylor belied the reality of his gutlessness in front of the The House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) of the U.S. Congress witchhunters (throw gary cooper in there too).

but in his defense i can say that many left wingnuts are annoying enough to be throttled in some way.

on the otherhand stoolies are gossips and cowards.

nevermind.

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WE'LL BE IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS

can't wait for the tea party to take over.  i clearly remember the good old days when we didn't need money, mainly because we had no money.

dusty unpaved roads were so much fun to travel.  passing hooverville towns were always interesting to view as your model T, rolled by. 

when the tea party takes over it will cost you a nickel each for a subway trip, a phone call, two rolls, and a cup of coffee - yea.

in the good old days health care was free.  you went over to fordham hospital and died.  simple and easy.

we don't need any stinkin' signal lights, schools, or fire depts.  volunteers can take care of everything just don't count on me.  i don't volunteer for anything unless it involves water skiing.

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WHAT, NO WELFARE??????

stock markets were upset today because the FED hasn't sent out their welfare check.  risk takers and job creators are really upset.

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