SHOW US YOUR PAPERS

birth certificates are getting really important.  i would recommend everyone carry an official copy with raised seal with them at all times or deportation might occur.  people with surnames ending in a vowel are particularly suspect.  for example names like: obama, dimaggio, rizzuto, kryzewski, nagurski, mikulski, landrieu, etc.  anyone whose skin shade is a little off white should also be on alert like john boehner, alex rodriguez, bobby jindal, etc.  also anyone with bizzare political views like mitt romney should have his papers available.  i would like to see them too.

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