THIS JUST IN:

our sources tell us -

prez. O was a zulu warrior;

serving under his father, a zulu chief;

and

fought against michael caine in that movie;

who led mitt romney to victory;

who was born in a manger in minnesota;

and

was visited by three wisemen, newt gingrich, ann coulter, and john sununu;

who arrived in their limousines;

and

were given gifts by the baby romney;

including a time share in the cayman islands.

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