THE GREAT ELECTION 2016

jeb has some really annoying body language. have you noticed how he tosses his head like a skank at the officers' club? the vets in south carolina may find this arousing remembering their war experiences. these moves should win a lot of votes in south carolina. really - actually i can't remember #2 or #3 but they were irritating also.

he's tall which is a plus. the problem is his blood can't be pumped as high as his sorta' brain.

on the plus side the blue dyed grey haired ladies in south beach like him. hand holding rich people is a really good political characteristic for raising money and he's a nice boy.

his beloved bro. W is campaigning with him. i'm sure south carolina vets' children will gladly give up everything to protect him and the bush family and friends.

on the demo. side we have, bonnie and clyde barrow clinton, waiting in the wings.

like bob dole i may sleep late on election day.