YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW: THE COST OF MY FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL

shopper's supermarket sells "spoon size shredded wheat" for about two bucks. kashi sells the same stuff called "autumn wheat biscuits" for about four dollars. the best of this type product is called post's "shredded wheat spoon size" sells for $3.29. the price difference must be in the name.

the large size biscuits cost about $2.70 at shoppers.

the truth is now out and i am relieved.

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NEW MYSTERY

wondrin' who that interesting, attractive woman is standing behind trump's left side at thursay's trump hour. i feel sorry for her. she's sixty years too late for me.

DON -- ANOTHER DONALD - WE HAVE NO SHAME

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