EXTRA - EXTRA----DEBATE SPECIAL

REPUBLICAN FOX NEWS DEBATERS

what they'll say and think:

donald trump: there's a reason why i am so rich and great. because i just am.

jebster eeyore bush: the future is before us and i'll check with my mom.

scott walker: i am adorable and i stay that way because i workout regularly.

mike huckabee: i spoke to jesus this morning. get on board.

marco rubio: white people are putas. it means white people are so smart and nice.

ben carson: blacks can be jerks just as well as honkies.

ted cruz: me, me, me, me. only the donald and i think alike. i'll take care of him later.

rand paul: no, i don't curl my hair and i'm cuter than obama.

chris christie: lower taxes and can someone order a pizza.

john kasich: ohio, ohio, ohio, you know. the state you need to win.

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