DOCTOR TREATMENTS

the cardiologist told me to exercise (much) more.

the urologist told me to rest more.

the nephrologist just types a lot. probably writing his books.

the dentist just sorta' minds his own business.

the skin doctor told me to stay out of the sun and wear a hat.

the eye doctor told me to see him again in a few months.

blood tests show i'm in perfect health. and i want to believe it.

the family doctor asks about me but i think i'm getting enough medical attention.

nevermind.

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