THE CLEANLINESS CONSPIRACY

the soap, clean water, and dentifrice lobby is controlling your life. due to the addictive nature of their products you are no longer in control of your hygiene. i now have great difficulty skipping my daily shower with soap. and why is that? because they have caught me in their so-called hygiene web. i no longer have control. help me.

clearly if we stay in our natural state many diseased people will avoid us. its a known fact that your natural bacteria will protect you from the evil bacteria. bad breath is known to be a natural protection against (ugh) human intimacy. go for it.

there is historical proof that when european invaders who lived with barnyard animals when entering the new world decimated the local clean population. yessss!

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