MORE HEALTH TIPS

1. never exercise. this is just a capitalist promoted activity to separate you from your money and strength. of course you must stretch your muscles periodically so walk around home depot, the library, the supermarket.

2. never try to accomplish anything. your instincts may tell you to accomplish something or have a project but this is just delusion passed down by the evolutionary process and is just a vestige of your ancient lizard brain. this will separate you from the 'work ethic' neanderthals you are acquainted with. ignore these feelings and go straight to bed watching fast food commercials on tv. this should be enough to satisfy that inner carnivore. certaily you can't eat this stuff.

3. stay away from other blood sucking humans. be sure to let everyone know that you are dying and they should go away. they're dying too but they may not know it and why should you care? this will leave you with lots of free time and you do not have to get confusing, contradictory, or .... ummmm .... ignorant commentary.

4. stay warm. it never gets too warm for dying people. you don't have to move to ... ugh ... florida to stay warm. you can just wear appropriate clothes and intimidate the members of your household to keep their hands off the thermostat.

5. buy my fountain-of-youth water..................................just joking.

BYE.

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