welcome to the future.

i just rec'd my mail order three month supply of a probiotic capsule.  yea!  i will now live forever as stated in their brochure.  a protected digestive system is the most important thing in your life.  more important than enrolling in that perverted engineering school you are considering.

i feel healthier, stronger, and more vigorous just looking at the unopened bottle.  see how good they are.

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