i'm getting sick on medicare.  too many interests and egos at stake:  drug companies keep pushing their miraculous drugs which can kill you by themselves;   fancy procedures that may solve your immediate problem but will keep you busy 100% of your shortened life;  doctors who have run out of text in their books.

and i have to stroke all their inflated egos.  i need a lawyer.

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giants arrive in indianapolis.  superbowl crowds and fans seem to be having a great time.  GO GIANTS!

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i think google's new agreement is to be more nosey and read my stuff.  actually, i'm appreciative and glad that i can get some attention even if it is from a robot.  no one else pays attention.

it would be appreciated if google were to assign a specific robotic servomechanism to me and give it a name so i can go out drinking with it.  thank you, google.

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how was i to know that a, chaldron was an impossible item you could never outbid for on ebay?  i learned the name of this item from, jonathan letham's book, chronic city.  he is not an ordinary wordsmith.  he is a genius in creating images and worlds created by his word combinations.  people, mainly men, who love new york city or other BLUE-STATE megalopolises will be able to appreciate letham's work.

new jersey people stay out.  you are not equipped culturally or intellectually to cope with letham.

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the one thing i have learned while seeking a kidney over the past month from philadelphia to wash dc is that the nickel cup of coffee that i enjoyed in 1945 now costs $2.  seems that the BLS is ... ummm ... lieing  ...ooops .... i mean is adjusting the cost based upon the improved quality such as the paper cup versus the real cup in 1945.  the paper cup is more hygienic and portable.   yesss, thats it.

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a ny times article says bookmakers are sweating because there were many bettors who took advantage of the mid season odds of 80:1 on the GIANTS  to win the superbowl.  i cry for them.  there is nothing so piteous and sorrowful as watching bookies or insurance companies paying out money.

ANYWAY, GO GIANTS!


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watching joe scarborough this morning.  sorry joe, you are so wrong on this one.  even the american people are not stupid enough to elect mitt or newt.  they are classic european types; royal, bombastic and pompous.

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 Gabrielle Giffords was a celebrity among celebrties of the left and right last night at, the state of the union address. it is clear that all you need for your moment of fame is to get shot in the head by a serial killer.

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certainly, of late, don imus is much better than the booooorrrriiiinnng politacal claptrap on, morning joe.  his guests including his wife are far more interesting than (yawn) tom brokaw or (arrrgh) eric cantor.  fox (ugh) business and their early morning staff including, warner wolf covering sports are just (sorry) better.

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LOL!

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

the rand paul, tsa airport incident yesterday reminds me of my ex-boss, lenny, who was always an embarassment in public.  he never understood that no one knew who he was.  apparently, rand paul is suffering from the same delusions.  a comon disease in america today.

america's team,  the new york giants will face god's team, the new england patriots in the superbowl.  i'm worn out this morning from yesterday's games in which it was clear supernatural forces were at work.  

GO GIANTS!
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yea, newt won in sc.  this is proof certain that the world will end in 2012 and/or my head will blowup.

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in the important news:  the ny giants have a shot at the nfc title and the superbowl again.  i'm sure the new england patriots would love to avenge their previous encounter w/ the giants if they get past the ravens.

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similar to brigadoon, south carolina appears out of the mist every four years to spread its homey culture to the world.

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irrational republican candidate field is really annoying.  i will just hide in the senior citizen herd and hope for the best.

among the candidates, gingrich is especially worrisome being super delusional and insane. 

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and remember, GO GIANTS.

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mitt is already really annoying me - boring, stupid remarks, no sense of humor.  i believe he's a robot.  i want to see a birth certificate.  where was he made?  if he was made in a third world country by people making 10 cents an hour, i want to know about it.

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and now the most controversial puzzling question:  CAN THE GIANTS BEAT THE 49ers?

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gee, i can recall when the internet was supposed to be a super highway of information.  its now turned into a persian market with tough guys directing what you can see and ruining a good thing.   i'm very disappointed.  we need real access.

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listening to all the political nonsense going on about education, medical care, banking, finance, etc.. it is clear that all we've got for reality is the NEW YORK GIANTS.  GO GIANTS!

i should be depressed and anxious but i'm not.

ciao.

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YESssssss, giants won.  i lied.  i watched every minute of the giant game. 

next week they'll take on the sf 49ers.  i predict total disaster again.  49ers will win by 24 points.

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whoa.  just checked a gambling site and the giants are only 2,5 point underdogs.  not even a home field advantage for the 49ers.  GO GIANTS.

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finished, john grisham's, the broker.  very entertaining.  did think that he sorta wrapped things up too quickly at the end.  i loved it anyway.

being a nitpicker i wondered how well floppy disks could last over 6 years and the effect on them from radiation from airport security machines.  nevermind.

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i am so sad by my expectation of the total destruction of the ny giants after i saw how the super teams (pats, sf, no) yesterday scored so easily.  i may watch the GIANTS-packers game for a few minutes.

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what's this nonsense about desecrating the dead enemy by our troops.  perhaps the angels in heaven will cry.  #%@* them!

release of anger is very natural even after the object is dead. my wwii acquaintence said he peed on the japanese dead after the battle. mussolini's body was desecrated, et al.


this is all bs. cannot blame our troops.
 
wingnuts should back off this topic.
 
our especially retarded enemies in the middle east and asia should just get a job.
 
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the highly intelligent, great american medical community has prescribed a garland of garlic to be worn around my neck while i walk around a graveyard three times at midnight for curing my condition.  leeches, blood letting, and a mud bath will assure the cure for certain.

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giants are 9 point underdogs.  i hope they realize that i'm their fan only if they win.  go giants.

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even with jesus playing for denver (their 12th man), the new england patriots are two touchdown favorites.  but then the forces of evil in las vegas may just be spinning us.  god will win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't count on it,

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denise darcel died yesterday.  my wife had escorted her by taxi from the nyc press club to the ccny carnival event in 19xx for a guest appearance.

time flies when you're having fun.

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mitt romney (ugh) is the winner in nh.  looking forward to another meathead in the white house.  who knows what interesting disasters and cataclysms he can get us into.  of course you can always vote for obama.

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SINCE MY GRAND DAUGHTER GETS FAR MORE ATTENTION THAN I DO, I'LL PUBLISH ONE OF HER BLOGS:



happy winter

Well, It's official, I'm absolutely horrible at updating blogs. Ehhhh. The life of M is pretty dull at the moment. Swamped with homework and classwork and the likes. I have nothing of interest really to say... Heres a poem I wrote in Ninth grade for the unit on Vietnam in U.S. History? (This is relevant seeing as I've had to revise it of late)


Cataclysm


He left in the early morning

before the sun had even risen

a young boy

whose civic duty

seemed anything but fair



He left behind a future

a house

and a car

and a family.



His eyes grew old,

the child in him was dying.

He saw his friends,

gunned down,

wadding through yards

of elephant grass.



Death was rapid fire,

and close range.



He saw destruction

and though a peaceful man

his fingers became murderers

through the trigger of a machine gun.



He sought peace in himself

but an old man had come to live in his bones.



The letters from home were few

but when they came

the years in his eyes

were stripped

and tears ran.

He was a young boy

once more.



Though his body returned

his mind did not

and while his eyes were closed

his memories raged through his comatose.

And when they were open

he could only find peace when

nursing bottles of bourbon,

holding on for dear life.

i'm risking my political career and credibility by saying, "romney makes me feel ill when hearing his bs.  also the rest of the republican field.". 

the alleged great chris christie practically said huntsman was a traitor because of his work across party lines.  i'm not a huntsman fan but that attitude by christie is certainly not constructive.

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the important genuine news of the day was the stunning win and 17 second half points of the giants over the falcons who to their credit managed a two point safety for their only points and early lead in the game.  final: giants 24 - falcons 2.

next week the (aaarrrrrrgggggghhh) green bay packers.  i suspect the giants should only be a 4.5 point underdog.  GO GIANTS!!!!!

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saw the best drama, "time stands still", that i've seen in at least the past ten years yesterday at the, studio theatre in dc.  a tightly worded experience with characters driven by their personal goals and abilities.

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this probiotic stuff i am taking is really great.  each capsule contains a gazillion good bacteria ready to do battle and give their lives for your betterment.  yea, go bacteria.  like the witch's flying monkeys except these are good flying monkeys and i can feel them flying in my innards doing good.  urp!

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was in midtown balt., md. yesterday for the first time since 1958.  y'know how you and charlton heston felt in the, planet of the apes when you found the statue of liberty destroyed, and on its side, partially submerged in the water, well thats how i felt.  sorta like time travel to a future scene but it wasn't.  it is here and now.

thats ok, never cared for balt. anyway.

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WHOA!  giants are favorites in their playoff game against atlanta falcons.  thats the good news.  the bad news is that green bay, new orleans, and san francisco are waitng gloatingly with dripping drool in the wings.  aaaarrrrrrggghh!

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iowa?  iowa?  what's that?

is that the same as idaho?

no its different.

... ummm .... potatoes?

no, its near idaho ....  or is it kansas  ... ummmm .... is it a dry state like kansas?  ..... nevermind.

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thank you nyc daily news:

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welcome to the future.

i just rec'd my mail order three month supply of a probiotic capsule.  yea!  i will now live forever as stated in their brochure.  a protected digestive system is the most important thing in your life.  more important than enrolling in that perverted engineering school you are considering.

i feel healthier, stronger, and more vigorous just looking at the unopened bottle.  see how good they are.

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