DIALYSIS: PHYSICIAN BREAKUP

future open letters to my nephrologist upon urging me to go for dialysis:

test letter #1

go f--- yourself.

test letter #2

i'd rather be dead.  do you know a good physician-assisted suicide program.  thanks.

test letter #3

i appreciate your efforts on my behalf but i have to wash my hair.

test letter #4

thank you for your great and knowledgeable opinion.  its not you its me.  i will think about your prescription.  i'll call you.  don't call me.


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fortunately i'm in perfect health for 150 years old so these letters are of no concern to me.

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