REHASHED POST IV
DR. STEVE, U. S. DEFENSE DEPT. GENIUS AND DEVELOPMENT OF THE WEDGE


for thirty years dr. steve worked on the development of the door wedge. his concept of the wedge developed over many years supported of course by tax payer money.

in the beginning he tried bowling balls but found they rolled away from the door. the mathematics of his findings can be found in his technical report, NON-LINEAR FRICTION ANALYSIS. later on he tried blocks of ice which melted and also slipped away from the door. almost successful was the use of computer hard drives but the exposed circuitry scratched the floor. he finally came up with a triangular shaped rubber device.

unfortunately he found out from the office typist that he was only 45000 years late. so close. beaten out by a neanderthal man in a cave.

his boss said that the U. S. DEFENSE DEPT. is always seeking new and innovative methods and he provides the environment for scientific inquiry and growth. he praised dr. steve for his harvard-like new england accent and for always carrying a manila folder around when not at his desk.

although given a high framed meritorious award and money he was depressed, became an alcoholic and died in an officer's club restroom being consoled and held by a skanky officer's wife. life was not worth continuing. visions of fame in the scientific community vanished. so sad.

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