CHRIS CHRISTIE STEPS IN IT

superbowl, superbowl, superbowl.... it doesn't get any better than that. the freaky olympics in .. sochi .. wherever .. cannot compete with new jersey sights. you're not in kansas anymore.

from the hudson river to the delaware you can feel the fecundity of america. it is america. from the gated, white alcoholic communities in the northwest (christie himself would not be allowed to own a home there) to the slums in camden; from the delaware watergap to the fabulous amusements on the jersey shore; from the great swamp to the morris canal; from atlantic city to cape may; from george washington's headquarters in morristown to the crossing of the delaware where he captured the hessians (and we haven.t gotten rid of them yet); from the oil tanks off the jersey turnpike to the presumptive gravesite of jimmy hoffa in the end zone of met life stadium. chris christie will be fuehrer of the world on feb. 2.

if you can't take all the excitement in new jersey you can get ripped off by a broadway show ticket seller. your choice.

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