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Saturday, December 14, 2013

BITCOINS AND GRANPA DON'S PAPER MONEY

this item has nothing to do with bitcoins.

granpa don's paper money is new value commodity. its value lies in its limited edition printing. only one million face value certificates will be issued. it is paper money the same size and color and face imprint as the game money in monopoly except that each certificate is initialed by granpa don for authentication like rembrandt paintings. each face amount has a value of $10 per unit face. a face amount of one is initiallty valued at $10. a face amount of 10 is initially valued at $100 and so on.

this commodity is free traded. once all granpa don's paper money is sold granpa don will never again be involved. this item will increase in value over time because of inherent inflation in the world's economy. i could go on and on about the virtues of this commodity but i will let you discover them because you are so smart.

for a limited time only the certificates will sell at a 10% discount. so hurry.

disclaimer: tantrums, bleeding and death may be side effects. for any side effect see your doctor immediately because he knows everything.

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