WONDERFUL MEDICARE

since my foot hurts today, i have two options:

1.  do nothing and it will go away in a few days.

2.  see a doctor and be examined -----

     "DOES THAT HURT?"
         "YOW!"

      "DOES THIS HURT?"
          "WOW, YOW"!"

         "OHHHHHH KAAAAAAAY,  DOES THIS HURT?"
                  "AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH, YES!"


             "GO TO BED.  TAKE THESE PILLS EVERY 2 HOURS AND 12 MINUTES EXACTLY UNTIL THE PAIN GOES  AWAY.  I'LL BILL THE GOVERNMENT MY USUAL $150 BECAUSE I'M SO SMART."

"THANK YOU DOCTOR.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU."

DISCLAIMER TO THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY:  JUST KIDDING.

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