WHAT I LEARNED FROM REPUBLICANS

what i learned from republicans during this election cycle:

the south will rise again;
the earth is flat and ends at the bermuda triangle;
evil sperm cells will be rejected by ladies' parts;
prayer improves things by 30% unless you pray to allah;
the universe was created on oct. 23, 4004 bc;
raising taxes on those who can afford it will increase taxes on those that pay none;

haircutting techniques have improved over the past 5000 years;
hurricanes are caused by homosexuals;
we are going over "THE FISCAL CLIFF" which will result in .... ummm ... less ipods being sold.

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