CONVENTION TIME!!!!!!!

words, words, words, words.

AUDREY HEPBURN SAYS IT ALL IN, " MY FAIR LADY".






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JUST SAYIN'

christie, raised in livingston, new jersey exhibits the energy of all the ethnic identities in the northeast. although i wouldn't vote for him he would be a change to the decadent, medieval, retrograde candidates we now have.

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JUST SAYIN'

the deli champagne of new york city.  i'm not kidding.  this product is far superior to any wines of the world which people who have nothing better to do with their time and money bluster about.  wine and champagne are just spoiled grapes but having a dr. brown's cel-ray soda with your hot brisket sandwich at KATZ'S on houston st. is an unforgettable eating experience. 

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THE NIGHT THEY INVENTED ........ DR. BROWN'S:

Gigi - The Night They Invented DR. BROWN'S



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JUST GENIUSES

geniuses will save us.  thankfully there will be no abortions allowed so that no geniuses will be lost.  actually geniuses are like buses, if you miss one another will be along in 15 minutes.

just look at some of them: einstein who knew everything except where to get a haircut; steve jobs will save us  ....ooops.. he couldn't save himself; zuckerberg whose mother has to tell him when to change his T-shirt; self reliant ayn rand who wound up on social security and medicare.

and all the little kids in new jersey.

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SHOW US YOUR PAPERS

birth certificates are getting really important.  i would recommend everyone carry an official copy with raised seal with them at all times or deportation might occur.  people with surnames ending in a vowel are particularly suspect.  for example names like: obama, dimaggio, rizzuto, kryzewski, nagurski, mikulski, landrieu, etc.  anyone whose skin shade is a little off white should also be on alert like john boehner, alex rodriguez, bobby jindal, etc.  also anyone with bizzare political views like mitt romney should have his papers available.  i would like to see them too.

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MENTAL HEALTH

way back in 1970 i went through a period of depression thanks to some prescribed pills (thanks doc).  in the state i was in i became hopelessly despairing by the scientific fact (republicans - you can take notes for science class) that the sun will go out after going supernova and burning everything to a crisp in a fraction of a second.  all things and purposes were of no consequence.  all would be lost.

of course now that i am clear headed and rational and i can see that through technological advancements we can all walk through a portal to a better world and life in another dimension or galaxy or something.  we will enter the EMERALD CITY, all multi-billions of us and sing and dance, yea. 

you see how important mental health is?




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SORRY, I'VE LEFT OUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF

what can that useless old man be doing ----  ?????????

i know my followers are really anxious to kmow what i've been doing with my valuable (150 year old) time. so, i'll tell you about all the world changing activities that i'm involved with.

a. continuing (and progressing ) on my 2000 piece jigsaw puzzle.  completion date now scheduled for spring 2013.

b. assembling a mini-hobby-greenhouse.  will have to build shelving and flooring before using it.  estimated completion in six weeks.

c. built another 4'x9" plant box.

d. attending to my plants and seedlings.

e. assembling (when i pass by it - on occasion) a large doll house.

f. do lawn chores and house maintenance only when absolutely necessary.

g. routine shopping, library, and banking trips.  this includes stops at home depot for supplies: lumber, nails, screws, paint, tools and gardening supplies, etc. (NOTE TO HOME DEPOT: TIPS ACCEPTED HERE.).

h.  visiting my doctors because they need the money.  i hope they're not offended as i disregard their instructions.  y'know they're not as smart as they think.

i. audio books, tv  (omiting political sleazes if possible), and naps fill in the slack time.

yes, i know this is more than you wanted to know.  tough!

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TODD AKIN AND HENRY VIII AGREE ABOUT WOMEN!!!!

yes our motherland, england and their great leader HENRY III agree with the comments of todd akin.  in fact the bizarre situation in america where women are actually allowed to vote has created a disaster in the ruling of the united states.  just let white men of substance vote as required by our FOUNDING FATHERS, YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

akin, HENRY VIII, and our founding fathers  know that the only thing women should be responsible for are  reproductive activities.

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RYAN IS GREAT FOR OLD PEOPLE

yesterday, ryan defended his legislation at his mother's senior citizen facility.  it turns out we old, useless people will make out great.  you young, vigorous, striving people will have to slave away and die for us, yea.  too bad. vote romney/ryan.

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JOB CREATOR, MITTSTER CAN CERTAINLY DEFEND OUT SOURCING.

i'm sure after seeing these two headlines the mittster would say, " see i told you it was good to outsource these jobs and i made money on them too.  yea for me.".


1. South African Official Defends Police Killing of 34

2. Over 60 miners dead in Congo shaft collapse

"who made these cookies?"

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GOING BRAIN DEAD OVER ELECTION RHETORIC

media guru-expert-nitwit-gossip-know-nothings must be talking to themselves by now.  they've certainly convinced me that their bs and distorted ignorant views are not worth my usually useless time.  the guilty include participants of tv shows from scarborough to imus.   financial show people are particularly annoying because of their distortions of truth and reality.

watching the white paint dry on my home made window boxes is far more mentally stimulating and interesting.  the flowers i will grow in them have much more personality (and of course beauty).

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YEA! GAS PRICES UP.

i'm looking forward to my entitlement cost of living increase because gas prices have jumped - yea.  just send me the money.


paul ryan - eat it.

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WILL RYAN'S PARENTS REJECT THEIR ENTITLEMENTS??????

frank bruni in the ny times says that they will try to depict the ryan choice as a bold and brave move but bruni says, "there’s already political commentary calling Romney an easily bullied coward".

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THE SECRET OF LONGEVITY

what is the secret of your longevity?

"its 90% dumb luck".

whats the other 10%.

"what other 10%"?

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PERFECT MEMORY

outside of you (of course ---- you are so great.) no one has total recall or perfect memory.  my alleged perfect memory can be better described as fuzzy-perfect memory.  exact statements and memory depictions are (probably) not certain ( my wife is an exception to all memory speculations - she is perfect).

clearly recalling perhaps an event that occurred 60 years ago contains (maybe) two visions:  scene A, and scene G. - tableaus - the intervening steps (b, c, d, e, and f) can easily be filled in with the forgotten narrative by me because i know myself (of course -- heh,heh).  but it is without a doubt that everyone else is all messsed up and it makes no sense even listening to their story.  pipe dreams and old wives tales (or engineer's tales) ultimately are nonsense.  on the upside it can be entertaining.

i can't exactly recall yesterday but events that happenned during high school or college days are as clear and real as a desert oasis when you are dying of thirst in death valley.

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THE MITTSTER'S REAL PLAN

they keep saying he's got a real plan.  where's the plan?  what's the plan.  he must be having one of those pubescent dreams.  his plan is ... ummm ... yup.  its a great plan.  now, here's the plan.  can't you see it.  there's something wrong with you, if you don't understand the plan.  now do you understand the plan.. i thought so.  go, go, go, ... yesssss.

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the mittster seems to be moving politically to the center.  the right wing nuts are going off the edge about this.  this strategy may be a winner.  where else are the righty nitwits going to go and a move to the center certainly will pick up more (on the fence) obama centrists.

and of course there's THE PLAN.

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SARAH PALIN, LAST MAN STANDING

looks like the only honest republican is sarah palin, up to now.  all the rest are falling in line, lockstep, in jack boots supporting the mittster and rationalizing their viewpoints.  how long will she hold out and for how much and what will she say when she turns??????????????????

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MARVELOUS MARIGOLDS

since our weather has been changed by the corporate interests, flowering plants are fecund and productive until after thanksgiving in the wash. dc area.  taking advantage of these conditions i planted marigold seed on saturday with the expectation that there will be fresh, vigorous  flowers in october.  they're already coming up and stretching their first leaves.

marigolds are gorgeous, vital and bursting with life.  "oh", they say, "those are just common marigolds".  sure they are but they sure beat half alive orchids or other (ugh) delicate plants.  give me the vigorous, life enhancing plants like petunias, begonias, and of course MARIGOLDS; yea.  keep your decadent plants.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ATOMIC BOMB OF 1945

NOTE TO LEFTY WINGNUTS:

next time there is a bloody war send your children and you can save the enemy population.

or just sit down with them and talk it out.

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 my grandmother had a crush on robert taylor.  the always brave characters of robert taylor belied the reality of his gutlessness in front of the The House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) of the U.S. Congress witchhunters (throw gary cooper in there too).

but in his defense i can say that many left wingnuts are annoying enough to be throttled in some way.

on the otherhand stoolies are gossips and cowards.

nevermind.

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WE'LL BE IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS

can't wait for the tea party to take over.  i clearly remember the good old days when we didn't need money, mainly because we had no money.

dusty unpaved roads were so much fun to travel.  passing hooverville towns were always interesting to view as your model T, rolled by. 

when the tea party takes over it will cost you a nickel each for a subway trip, a phone call, two rolls, and a cup of coffee - yea.

in the good old days health care was free.  you went over to fordham hospital and died.  simple and easy.

we don't need any stinkin' signal lights, schools, or fire depts.  volunteers can take care of everything just don't count on me.  i don't volunteer for anything unless it involves water skiing.

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WHAT, NO WELFARE??????

stock markets were upset today because the FED hasn't sent out their welfare check.  risk takers and job creators are really upset.

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