senior, old age, second childhood, sickness and death, ain't we got fun.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

WHINING IS YOUR WINNING STATEGY


at my defense installation in (ugh) NEW JERSEY, whining was both an art and a strategy.  part of the curriculum at engineering schools like NCE must have been allocated to acting.  without a doubt engineers are the best actors and actresses.  how else can their academic degrees be explained?

of course in every human activity whining helps.  remember, its always the other guy's fault and you are a victim.  making stuff up to back up your allegations is a plus.  with enough tears even the most cynical of people will believe you.  as a bonus your inferior work product and weak psychological makeup will pass muster while you successfully smear your competition.  be sure to display your phd degree and always refer to yourself as doctor.  the more incompetent you are the more important this overall strategy is.

go for it now that you are empowered with your super power: WHINING.

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