teacher: "what does this say?"
{groan -- some moron is actually going to answer this question.]
herbert: "oooh! oooh!"
teacher: "herbert?"
herbert: "see spot run."
teacher: "excellent. you will be a great person, herbert."
{groan, groan}
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20 YEARS LATER
doctor professor smith: " i now bestow on you the degree of doctor of chemistry. you have successfully regurgitated what i have told you, which i had successfully regurgitated from my teachers and they from their teachers for a thousand generations. go forth and spread your knowledge."
herbert: "i will spread the word - see spot run."
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QE1 & QE2 Quantitative Easing Explained Cartoon
doctor professor smith will be glad to enlighten you on this subject. please buy his text book before consulting with him.
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