ON DONALD TRUMP

currently researching his background. discovered he is an alien from the planet krypton. his birth name was don-el, a relative of kal-el. will keep you informed as investigation continues.

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RETRO 2010

MOON ROCKS

i'm expected to believe that some guy who acquired a bunch of what they call college credits in geology because he wanted to avoid the draft for 'nam and because of his parents' profitable lawn service walks out on his lawn and among the gazillion varied and unique rocks he discerns that one popped off the moon. whoa, thats a leap of faith and a lot to digest.

my theory is (y'know what buffalo chips are?) that those ufos when they land (usually in nevada) empty their - ummmm -- you know - moon rocks and fly away.




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