AFTER TAKING MY MEDS, A SLEEPING PILL, AND A COUPLE OF OUNCES OF HARD LIQUOR I DECIDED TO WRITE A PIECE WHICH I PLANNED TO EDIT THIS MORNING. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WROTE IT IS TOO GOOD TO EDIT. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.
"my exciting life. you just gon;t umfrrtdtanf dow evciting yout life ws whwbben you wetr 21. in the summeer of .52 i got a jinb as counselor un th e poorest, illequipped canp in the catskills. it took mr abou three weeks rto arribve at this decision esoexce=ially sins ytht bestlooking gyrl pn camp was drfiniytely nointerested in me, onbvioudly my golfden grai ewas elxfwhrtr, om nmy da off me and acquintesane fegife totfy ou luchk af cicrlcle loggen in horewejj ljunctiom.
we hithihikted ajll day ah fisnally arrivedat thr canop after muvch grief.
thenext eday i got a job but my friebd did not.
we then set off acruss firom puughk5rrpsi tio ellenville. a ck=lergy/drivrfr dsaidv hewould ptray all night gfnightnfo us. unfortunatejly rthat didnnuot worh butwe nananafgeerd to walmof=-d=st thr was, rsearlu yin th nmoyrnuing er ewere in fanmilisar trerruitoty avnfd eswere abkble to finfd ouway.
in the afternoon i waseready to go jving gfound half my things. wiy=-th rheothe half mysetrioudsly midssing inactio. no one eened u notivce tha ti was sejtting off on ny ow. thery didn't care andneither didi.
my rout going was tho tappen zee bridgr, the uprtje nrew york roadway horth wy=-which runxz past horewell jc.
slept for a dfew hiourson yhe side ohfythr turnpike burvevtauallgot a5 id ti my csmp.
qfterfourexcining eweeekas at camp we ajj pschredup as thr season evde.
after one day at hone i was bortrd out u=-of my skull. spoye to artie ab=na hr d=suggreste we take a bus to th empplioynebr"
I SLEPT WELL LAST NIGHT.
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senior, old age, second childhood, sickness and death, ain't we got fun.