senior, old age, second childhood, sickness and death, ain't we got fun.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

RED SOX PROVE GOD WANTS YOU TO HAVE HEALTHCARE

obviously the boston red sox winning the world series at home was a clear sign that god wants you to embrace the affordable care act. the obama state of massachusetts is chosen.

as an additional bebefit of the first world series win at home since 1918, the tortured soul of the babe has fially achieved peace.

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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

FINISH OF UNFINISHED STORY

ok, by popular demand i'll finish the unintelligible story i started last week while under medication:


i got off my shift at about 3 am at the soda fountain at the hotel in the catskills that labor day weekend and before going to my room and to sleep i went to the attached social hall. i watched a lone woman dancing to slow jukebox music in the darkened hall awhile before leaving. it just occurred to me, 61 years later, that a smarter college guy in his prime would have - as they say - hit on the lady. you never know when you'll get lucky.

these days i wake up about 3 am and look forward to my breakfast oatmeal. mmmm .... oatmeal.

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

GERMAN FRIENDS

SPYING ON YOUR FRIENDS.

this is really odd. germany, an occupied enemy country that we still support is supposed to be a friend and ally. this must be some bizarre case of reversal of the, "patty hearst syndrome" where you become attached to your captor.

keep your eye on them, NSA.

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Monday, October 28, 2013

GERMAN PARANOIA

angela merkel outraged?????????????????


with german history weighing them down forever, its impossible to feel comfortable with their phony outrage.

they infiltrated countries throughout the world, sabotaged our infrastructure and defense structure and managed to murder 2% of the world's population in wwii. this is not ancient history.

i would keep a close eye on them....

NSA keep up the good work.


just sayin'.
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Saturday, October 26, 2013

TOO GOOD TO EDIT

AFTER TAKING MY MEDS, A SLEEPING PILL, AND A COUPLE OF OUNCES OF HARD LIQUOR I DECIDED TO WRITE A PIECE WHICH I PLANNED TO EDIT THIS MORNING. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WROTE IT IS TOO GOOD TO EDIT. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.






"my exciting life. you just gon;t umfrrtdtanf dow evciting yout life ws whwbben you wetr 21. in the summeer of .52 i got a jinb as counselor un th e poorest, illequipped canp in the catskills. it took mr abou three weeks rto arribve at this decision esoexce=ially sins ytht bestlooking gyrl pn camp was drfiniytely nointerested in me, onbvioudly my golfden grai ewas elxfwhrtr, om nmy da off me and acquintesane fegife totfy ou luchk af cicrlcle loggen in horewejj ljunctiom.

we hithihikted ajll day ah fisnally arrivedat thr canop after muvch grief.

thenext eday i got a job but my friebd did not.



we then set off acruss firom puughk5rrpsi tio ellenville. a ck=lergy/drivrfr dsaidv hewould ptray all night gfnightnfo us. unfortunatejly rthat didnnuot worh butwe nananafgeerd to walmof=-d=st thr was, rsearlu yin th nmoyrnuing er ewere in fanmilisar trerruitoty avnfd eswere abkble to finfd ouway.

in the afternoon i waseready to go jving gfound half my things. wiy=-th rheothe half mysetrioudsly midssing inactio. no one eened u notivce tha ti was sejtting off on ny ow. thery didn't care andneither didi.

my rout going was tho tappen zee bridgr, the uprtje nrew york roadway horth wy=-which runxz past horewell jc.

slept for a dfew hiourson yhe side ohfythr turnpike burvevtauallgot a5 id ti my csmp.

qfterfourexcining eweeekas at camp we ajj pschredup as thr season evde.

after one day at hone i was bortrd out u=-of my skull. spoye to artie ab=na hr d=suggreste we take a bus to th empplioynebr"


I SLEPT WELL LAST NIGHT.

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

GO GIANTS .. GO SOX ..NO ..CARDS .. NO SOX .. NEVERMIND

GIANTS set for their superbowl run after their victory monday night. it'll be a piece of cake running out the season with all Ws.

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looking forward with moderate interest to red sox-cardinals world series. i won money on their series in 1946. hope stan musial is in condition.

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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

COMPUTERIZED OBAMACARE

this is a seinfeld episode. the contractor is good at getting govt. contracts but just can't deliver.

too many managers, chiefs, and politicians. not enough talented indians.

as per dilbert's boss the chiefs think the computer is an etch a sketch. they are too important to bother with mere details: like performance or maintenace of the software.

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Thursday, October 3, 2013