DUMPING - 1950s STYLE

in my dotage and recalling the following "DUMPS"-----

1. payphone:

att operator, "15 cents please for the next three minutes".

me: sweeping my remaining change into my pocket. "sorry, i have no change".

she1: angrily. " you have no change?".

me: "nope"

telephone: "click".



2. six months after discharge from army:

she2: "you're fat. take me home."


3. three months after college and one week before being drafted:

she3: "you don't look so good. write me.".


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