you will find that eighty-something is the best age ever. you can pretty much do whatever you want: don't attend family events because you can claim that you are dying; ignore important obligations because you can say, "i forgot. sorry, my memory is failing"; pretend not to see or hear; refuse eating offered food items claiming illness, allergies and drug interactions.
fine dining and eating out is no problem. ordering oatmeal straight-up anyplace is a culinary delight.
while 20 year olds will be in real trouble if medicated especially african-americans, you can be high as a kite or comatose and no one will care.
women can be a great experience. they can not possibly expect anything from you. when a gorgeous woman looks at you, you know that she is wondering how you got out of the nursing home or do you know where you are? smile a lot and see what happens.
its important to stay healthy. check out all possible symptoms to correct possible disorders:
being not hungry is a bad sign.
being hungry is a bad sign.
urinating often is a bad sign.
not urinating is a bad sign.
high blood pressure is a bad sign.
low blood pressure is a bad sign.
being thirsty is a bad sign.
not being thirsty is a bad sign.
losing weight is a bad sign.
gaining weight is a bad sign.
fast pulse rate is a bad sign.
no pulse rate is a very, vary bad sign.
be sure that that your will, funeral, gravesite, and other assorted details of your certain death are taken care of. your loved ones have other things to do. plan everything. you do not want members of your immediate family to lose work or school time especially considering the cost of college today. time of year is also important because of air fares or gas and other transportation, housing, and eating expenses. remember you're dead but they are not.
good luck. you'll need it.
"rosebud".
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