CHRIS CHRISTIE FINDS HIS WAY

chris christie heaped praise on obama for helping him with his huge problems in new jersey this morning.  he sees the light. 

i heard him on the scarborough show.  joe really seemed to grit his teeth and strain his face to keep his head from exploding.  if romney gets elected, as they say, who you goin to call, "ghostbusters"?

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SUPER GERIATRIC DIET - COPYRIGHT: MAYBE

full of energy because of my super geriatric diet ..... and here it is:

pasta, rice, and double dutch chocolate cake with chocolate chips and fudge icing.  to fill in any nutritional gaps, top it off with pizza and beer.  don't forget your vitamin and mineral supplements.

ROARRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr!

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waiting patiently for election day when the romney plague will be swept away.  the american people in all their ... ummm ... wisdom? seem to be getting it.  he will lose as i've previously said by 8% nationally.  he will take the south because they still think its 1860 but as i recall truman lost the south when they were democrats and yet he won.

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so sad that tropical storm, sandy, may interfere with the children's holloween.... sob, sob,.. poor children.

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GETTING AROUND AT 90

there's the:

stagger
half stagger
quarter stagger
semi-fall with catch
fall with no catch
fall with can't get up.

get used to it.

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BYE

just sayin'::


O's numbers are moving up in intrade. i like intrade because they have no axe to grind. they're only trying to book bets. other organizations are either too cautious , wrong or brazenly lieing.

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IT'S OHIO STUPID

this is the intrade electoral map this morning.  as they've been saying and i have no reason as of right now to deny it, "IT'S OHIO, STUPID". 

i still cannot understand why obama will not win by 8 points as the lds people take me away to be burned at the stake.  just kidding.

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WINNERS ONLY, PLEASE

we only support winners.  yankees, who are they?  nationals, huh. whut?

after the skins scored with one and a half minutes to go yesterday, i said, " but we've got eli".  my wife said, " who's that?".  "eli manning, nothing to worry about".  on the next play he threw the winning touchdown.  my only concern was there was still a minute on the clock.  they shoulda run some time off the clock before scoring the expected certain score.  just kidding.  go giants.

being that i was a ny baseball giant fan, i see the san francisco giants are hosting the final game in the national league playoffs and i'll support them right up to the minute they're sent home.

obama who's that?  his image is starting to fade in my mind.  i can't wait 'til lds men in black suits flood our neighborhood parking lots and after romney/ryan suck up to the arab oil interests there will be burka clad women all over.  just make sure they haven't strapped on some ied of course iuds will be illegal.

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WONDERLAND II

for the walrus and carpenter scene in the,  "Through the Looking- Glass" segment we think that, donald trump should be the walrus and, paul ryan should play the carpenter.  the trusting oysters will be played by you, the common people.


The sun was shining on the sea,


Shining with all his might:

He did his very best to make

The billows smooth and bright--

And this was odd, because it was

The middle of the night.





The moon was shining sulkily,

Because she thought the sun

Had got no business to be there

After the day was done--

"It's very rude of him," she said,

"To come and spoil the fun!"





The sea was wet as wet could be,

The sands were dry as dry.

You could not see a cloud, because

No cloud was in the sky:

No birds were flying overhead--

There were no birds to fly.





The Walrus and the Carpenter

Were walking close at hand;

They wept like anything to see

Such quantities of sand:

"If this were only cleared away,"

They said, "it would be grand!"





"If seven maids with seven mops

Swept it for half a year.

Do you suppose," the Walrus said,

"That they could get it clear?"

"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,

And shed a bitter tear.





"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"

The Walrus did beseech.

"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,

Along the briny beach:

We cannot do with more than four,

To give a hand to each."





The eldest Oyster looked at him,

But never a word he said:

The eldest Oyster winked his eye,

And shook his heavy head--

Meaning to say he did not choose

To leave the oyster-bed.





But four young Oysters hurried up,

All eager for the treat:

Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,

Their shoes were clean and neat--

And this was odd, because, you know,

They hadn't any feet.





Four other Oysters followed them,

And yet another four;

And thick and fast they came at last,

And more, and more, and more--

All hopping through the frothy waves,

And scrambling to the shore.





The Walrus and the Carpenter

Walked on a mile or so,

And then they rested on a rock

Conveniently low:

And all the little Oysters stood

And waited in a row.





"The time has come," the Walrus said,

"To talk of many things:

Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--

Of cabbages--and kings--

And why the sea is boiling hot--

And whether pigs have wings."





"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,

"Before we have our chat;

For some of us are out of breath,

And all of us are fat!"

"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.

They thanked him much for that.





"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,

"Is what we chiefly need:

Pepper and vinegar besides

Are very good indeed--

Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,

We can begin to feed."





"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,

Turning a little blue.

"After such kindness, that would be

A dismal thing to do!"

"The night is fine," the Walrus said.

"Do you admire the view?





"It was so kind of you to come!

And you are very nice!"

The Carpenter said nothing but

"Cut us another slice:

I wish you were not quite so deaf--

I've had to ask you twice!"





"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,

"To play them such a trick,

After we've brought them out so far,

And made them trot so quick!"

The Carpenter said nothing but

"The butter's spread too thick!"





"I weep for you," the Walrus said:

"I deeply sympathize."

With sobs and tears he sorted out

Those of the largest size,

Holding his pocket-handkerchief

Before his streaming eyes.





"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,

"You've had a pleasant run!

Shall we be trotting home again?'

But answer came there none--

And this was scarcely odd, because

They'd eaten every one.
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WONDERLAND

looking forward to the next administration.   history will call it, "america in wonderland".  ruled by pathologic-psycho-liars.  btw, the queen of hearts was on the view, yesterday.  still crazy and shallow.

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the "alice in wonderland " administration movie is being prepared:

mitt romney as the king of hearts

ann romney as the queen of hearts

john sununu as the mad hatter

george bush as the dormouse

eric cantor as the march hare

karl rove as the cheshire cat.



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BESIDES THE WOEFUL PERFORMANCE OF THE YANKEES

we also saw the berserker republican presidential candidate try to run over everyone at the presidential debate.  you don't tell the president of the united states that you are in charge.  just take him away for therapy.

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VOTING FOR WHITEY

it is clear that the great O, at the first debate was thinking, "i'm the president".  "who is this shit i have to debate?"

who knew the electorate is so stupid.

watching a video clip of ann romney (and hubby) in high fashion clothes and a magnificent hairdo, i wondered how the other 99% of women who look like they just climbed out of a dumpster could vote republican.

i'm still going with an 8% O win over mr. nobody.

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NATIONALS BOW OUT

NATIONALS, THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL LOST YESTERDAY IN WHAT MUST HAVE BEEN AN EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL EXPERIENCE.  A SLOW BUT SEEMINGLY PAINFUL, FATEFUL EXPERIENCE.

i truly feel for nationals fans having suffered so much during this game ... really. my condolences.


on the other hand, my new york yankees throttled the whiney baltimore fans team, orioles. yea. sorta, a part repayment for the new york giant loss to the balt. colts of 1958.

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GO YANKEES!!!

last night's game against the Os would make a really corny movie.  ibanez batting for $30 million dollar star, a-rod, hits the tying home run with one out in the ninth and then hits the winning home run in the twelfth. 

in the first inning, jeter, helped the oriole runner go past second base and tagged him out.  baltimore fans whining about this - so sad.   btw, jeter sold his trump tower suite for $15 million.  he earns his keep.

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YES, REPUBLICANS WIN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

watching the  ...ummm ...  presidential ?? debate ... this week i learned that being rude, inconsiderate, dishonest, and not following rules are leadership qualities.

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MORE MIRACLES

which is the miracle?

a burning bush in an arid sun baked desert that you think is talking to you after you spent the day in the sun without a hat or water or food in 110 F heat.

or

getting nude pictures of "kate middleton", via your computer.

????????????????????????

ummmm .......

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THE GOLEM OF SALT LAKE CITY

romney runs rampant over law, order and participants in debate with the great O.   R should have been thrown out,

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THAT WAS WONDERFUL, MR. ROMNEY.

great presentation, mr. romney.

thanks, for dropping by.

we'll call you.

your coat is in the corner - there.

that was great.

nice seeing you. 

y'all comeback soon.

yup.

good job.

did i mention, we'll call.

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ho, hum, yankees in their 51st (the announcer said) extra season event. 

GO YANKEES!

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DEBATE TIPS FOR ROMNEY

from the outset establish your dominence.  remind O that he is not a whiteman.  throw out a really funny joke like , "how many people of polish descent do you need to screw in a lightbulb?" (har, har); or, "my administration will hold on to a shekel better than a hasid" (really funny); or do an imitation of charlie chaplain's character in the "great dictator" with funny mustache.  this will really win over america.

assure the country that they will never go hungry.  watermelon and fried chicken will always be available or if you prefer mayonnaise and white bread for the more discriminating palates.

be sure to send subliminal messages like humming, "god bless america", while others are talking.

be sure to suggest that O may not have been born in this country.   "hawaii??, thats just a tourist destination".

assure america that we will invade any country that slights us in any way.

we will support our troops by giving out more medals.

mention that women are really cute and can do useful things like scrubbing floors.

for more great help, mr romney an call me direct.
  
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other stuff - imus' guest this morning informed us that O had not had anything to do with bin laden's death.  it was a group of navy seals who in the back of the shower room in the barracks put the plan together with the help of the RNC, dick cheney, and george bush to do the job. 

finally, the truth,

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FAREWELL: DEDICATED TO WILLARD

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