being 150 years old i have decided to give myself a break and have my lawn, weeding, and hedge clipping done for me. most of the major wimps and brats of all ages that i know don't get involved in lowly maintenance of this type, they in fact take pride in their uselessness, i now am joining the useless denizens of the world,
on the other hand, i am now a job creator and captain of industry. outside is for red necks, and homeless people. going to and from my car is enough exposure to (ugh) nature.
as they say, i'm too important and my time is too valuable (.. ooh .. my nose just grew some ..) for me to do real work.
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