CONGRESS THROWS HISSY-FIT AFTER SUPREME COURT HEALTH CARE RULING BY TRYING TO HANG THE ATTORNEY GENERAL FOR ALLEGED CONTEMPT.

 john boehner cries.

eric kantor says, no one wants health care.

clarence thomas says, there's a hair on my coke bottle.

scalia says, pass the bread sticks.

alito says, leave some bread sticks for me.

U S chamber of commerce pondering, money or your life question says, wait i'm thinking.

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FAKING MY DEATH

in general will not answer my phone and will not respond to e-mail.  the end.........

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maybe.

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NFL WARMS UP THE ENGINE

turning on the nfl ignition:     "News ------  NFL rookie symposium begins Sunday in Ohio"

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STARTING THE ENGINE

CARDINALS VS SAINTS

WHO WILL WIN?  WHO CARES? 

THE SUPERBOWL CHAMPS, NEW YORK GIANTS ARE WAITING PATIENTLY.

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REMEMBER THE GOOD OLDE DAYS FROM FOUR AND A HALF MONTHS AGO.  I'VE FORGOTTEN ALREADY.

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for nearly one billion years life on earth has tried to make a go of their lives.  the so called science is called economics.  no one has figured out a risk free, sure way to provide for the welfare of all their kind..... until now when mitt romney and fellow republicans will step forward and save us all.  yea, yea, yea.!!

ummmm .... nevermind.

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WHEN ROMNEY IS PRESIDENT

women will have the easy office jobs; filing and typing while men will have the hard jobs being bank officers in fancy suits.

women will have the easy domestic work, washing windows and scrubbing floors while men will have the hard jobs answering the e-mail and blogging.

women will have the easy parental jobs of changing diapers and maintaining the children while men will have the hard jobs of teaching their sons to take a punch, shooting a wild creature, and to hit a ball.

 women will have the easy job of just looking pretty and loving their husbands.

women will have the easy job of playing the piano, sewing and cooking, shopping, maintaining the household and their many children while looking attractive and desirable while men will do the hard job of maintaining social contacts by meeting the guys and free lancing women at the local tavern.

VOTE ROMNEY, 2012

(women will understand that complicated mental work is not in their realm.  taking care of her man's property - his house, his children, etc. - is her main function.)

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ho, hum, yankees win 10th in a row.

yes, i lead such a complicated life.
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DEREK JETER DATE INC.

 derek jeter, new york yankee star ballplayer, has had so many high visibility girlfriends from super models to actresses that i suspect he has an agent booking his dates.

(considering that he makes about $10K per game) suggested price menu is:

STANDARD 4 HOUR DATE:    ......... $10000 PLUS EXPENSES
OVERTIME DATE  ............................  $1000/15 MINUTE INCREMENT
STANDARD KISS ON FOREHEAD AT EVENING'S END ... NO CHARGE.
DATEE MAY BE ACCOMPANIED BY HER OWN PHOTOGRAPHER AND PR STAFF.

SEE SPECIAL PRICE MENU AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR MORE INTIMATE CONTACT.

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better than new after a doctor's visit.  feeling like i'm 150 again.

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many folks here despondent over the two losses by the nationals to the YANKEES.  let me remind you its only a game.

YEA YANKEES - YEA WHOOPEE - GO YANKEES.

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this was the big news in new jersey today --

 "NEWS /



Nation/World


Federal prosecutors drop case against John Edwards"
 
this should give the new jersey housewives plenty to talk about today.
 
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the FED says americans have lost 40% of their wealth in the past 4-5 years.

and they were all in the 99th percentile of everything they did.

listening to the morning news..... groan.  the only good news is that the yankees have won three in a row.  but as you know that every action has an equal and opposite reaction; the mets were their victims.  

sorta like the yin and yang of life: " Everything has both yin and yang aspects as light cannot exist without darkness ..... "

or as my mother-in-law said, "everything works out for the best"  or something like that.

hey, thats what they say.  what do i know?

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AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM

we may not be exceptional but we're different from other primates in europe, asia, africa, etc.  we are not like them because we escaped from their tyrrany.  we're big hearted and will take their people in but keep their ideas out.

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BUY OUR STUFF, SUCKERRRRS.

just sayin' that i'm on the side of grabbing all the foreign money that wants to buy our financial paper especially long term bonds.  in fact the gov.  should issue 100 year bonds and suck up all the world's money at current low interest rates.  if we can't use it today we'll use it tomorrow.  the furriners are happily grabbing low interest securities just to protect their principal.  let the suckerrrs in.

we're americans and they are not,   yea!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SUBWAY SERIES?

yea, yanks and mets on the move.  glad to see they both are doing well.

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medical community again stumbles over its own ignorance and interests.  nfl players sue the league and others ---- "The plaintiffs seek to hold the NFL responsible for the care of players, many of whom are coping with illnesses such as dementia and Alzheimer's. "

rush limbaugh, that fat assed radio guy is turning this into a left/right issue.  sure its clear that right wingers have no problem getting hit in the head.

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LUCKY-II, RIP.

about 70 years ago, lucky-I, was captured and as wild things do, died in captivity.  lucky-II apparently accidentally trapped in my garage was found dead the other day.  perhaps, LUCKY-I, and, LUCKY-II are now frolicking in that great meadow in the sky.  sob, sob, we hardly knew you, sob, sob.

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JOHN GRISHAM'S, PLAYING FOR PIZZA

just finished, john grisham's, playing for pizza.  its a great warmup for the upcoming nfl season and a reminder that even an underdog such as THE NEW YORK GIANTS can win (which they did. yea).

if you're even a moderate football fan this story is a worthwhile read. 

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PLASTICS

now that i am a job creator because i have a lawn service i can start giving superior economic advice.  i can now prattle and gossip with the best empty headed media people like kudlow, bartiromo, and kernan.  now the upscale rich people of new jersey who own bike shops, and service stations will be asking me for advice.  yes, i am so great.


i have one word for you; PLASTICS. .

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REAL MEN MOW THEIR OWN LAWN

being 150 years old i have decided to give myself a break and have my lawn, weeding, and hedge clipping done for me.  most of the major wimps and brats of all ages that i know don't get involved in lowly maintenance of this type,  they in fact take pride in their uselessness,  i now am joining the useless denizens of the world,

on the other hand, i am now a job creator and captain of industry.  outside is for red necks, and homeless people.  going to and from my car is enough exposure to (ugh) nature. 

as they say, i'm too important and my time is too valuable (.. ooh .. my nose just grew some ..) for me to do real work.

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HELP, SAVE ME!

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING



i'm addicted to computer games.  i am helpless.  yesterday, a day which will live in   ...ummm ... ignominy, i started a new diablo game in the morning.  later in the day trying to play catchup i over extended myself and was snuffed out summarily.

 

 "pride goes before a fall"  aaarrrrgghhhhh ....  this is what happens  "....... as a general flouting of the strictures imposed by the gods, or simply as an act of extreme pride and lack of humility before the gods, tempting them to retribution..... "    whatever!!!!!!!!!!!

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MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

watching the tickers on the financial channels is really scary.  all financial paper is down dramatically.  if i owned even a single share of stock i would be in a state of high anxiety.  someone should tell my local super market about all the lower prices.

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having dealt with morgan stanley in the past and having fired them i am not unhappy with their current economic problems.  whoopee, hurray!

"#@$% &&*,  morgan stanley.  but who holds a grudge.

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today is the 26th anniversary of my retirement.  yea!  26 years of doing nothing.  this is what i was meant for.  i'm really good at it.

thank you, suckerrrrs.

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the john edwards dismissal is a victory for virtue and progressive ideals, sorta'. we have beaten off the evil devil spirit of ken starr again.

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