senior, old age, second childhood, sickness and death, ain't we got fun.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

DIABLO II, SUCKS. THEY CAN KEEP DIABLO III.

i quit.  got to level 34 in, "diablo", when (i guess) i was struck by lightning or something.  should be impossible to lose because i was well equipped both physically and with armaments.  unfairly killed.  life can be that way but this is a game.  in chess your opponent can't decide to hit you over the head with a club when you're winning.  or in monopoly you don't have a "chance" card which says you just had a stroke and died - YOUR ASSETS WILL BE DIVIDED AMONG THE SURVIVING PLAYERS. 

i've got other things to do before i struggle with the reality of life and death.  DIABLO, bug off!

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Friday, July 27, 2012

OUTWITTING THE RABBITS

building a wooden planter on a three foot stand on the porch is my maginot line against the rabbits.  so far after a full day it seems to be successful.  yea, i'm smarter than a rabbit.

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what?  you don't know what the maginot line was?  just proves you didn't get an education.  chances are your teacher doesn't know it either.  nevermind.

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Monday, July 23, 2012

DON'T ROCK THE BOAT.

joe paterno's statue has been taken down.  a warning to those who whitewash evil around them.  you will not get away scot*-free.

* It is believed to be the Scandinavian word "scot" and refers to a tax,

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Sunday, July 22, 2012

CRAZIES ON PARADE

this past week we were subjected to the bizarre-crazies to the just plain exploitive-crazies.  from the aurora shooter who was angry at all of us and caused about 80 casualties including 12 dead to michele bachmann and glenn beck and rush limbaugh who are inciting the weak minded by their lies and propaganda.  sometimes a kangaroo court meting out frontier justice seems appropriate.

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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

WHAT WILL WE DO WITH THE WELFARE KINGS?

the welfare kings are unhappy w/bernanke because they just can't roll up in their cadillacs to the wellare office -- ooops -- i mean the fed and get money.


where is ronald reagan when you need him?

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RETROACTIVE RETIREMENT





romney is a man after my own aspirations.  i didn't retroactively retire, i prematurely retired having given up the work ethic before i started.

will he retire before he becomes president or is he already retired?

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Friday, July 13, 2012

MITCH MCCONNELL UBER ALLES

dear republicans,

have you no shame?  after the disastrous eight years of your previous puppet rich brat president you want another catastrophic disaster to happen.  of course continuing to put such bizarre senators as mitch mcconnell in office makes me wonder as to what i'm missing.  i don't get it.  ok, its me not you.

signed, its-me-not-you.

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Thursday, July 12, 2012

JOBS FOR JOB CREATORS. I KNOW HOW TO DO IT!



JOB CREATORS' PARTY, YEA!


who is going to fund the job creators' jobs?  you don't think we're going to use our own money (heh, heh).  the FED is anxious to start throwing money at the creators of the "job creators' " industry.  there's just too much risk out there.  the worst thing for risk takers is risk or taking a chance.  we don't want no stinkin' risk.  we'll only take risk if its a sure thing provided there are no taxes except sales tax which i can slip into my pocket (heh, heh).

TO THE U S CHAMBER OF COMMERCE (a lobbying group):  i'll be glad to take a billion dollars and spread it around to create the jobs provided i don't have to subsidize any (ugh) health or (ugh, ugh)retirement benefits.  the fittest will survive and paying benefits will slow my activities and the evolution of mankind.  i'm doing it for you.  BECAUSE i know how to do it.  i know, i know, i know, I KNOW, or i'll  hold my breath and throw a fit, yesssssss.

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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

JUST SAYIN'

as i stated with certainty months ago the rich stupid guy will lose by at least 8 points.  the only reason it will be that close is that many people are just plain stubborn or in denial.

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right way/wrong way polls are bizarre as the times are not conducive to a right way/wrong way situation.  every way is highly risky.

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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

SAVE AMERICA NOW!

i know; let's elect another stupid rich guy.

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Friday, July 6, 2012

THE ARMY MAKES BOYS INTO MEN

what a load of crap.  if you think that putting a uniform on and being told what to do and think promotes maturity you are delusional.  when actually in a war your mental attitude probably will be changed by the experience but just being a desk jockey will not alter your mentality.  there is a good chance that you may be more of a jerk after the experience than before.

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FROM THE "CAPITOL 4TH":  THIS IS A MUST SEE.



IT SURE BEATS THE BRITS' JUBILEE CELEBRATION.

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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

its now two years since my doctor officially declared me dead.  so i fired the doctor.  science is so wonderful.  y'know, bumble bees can't fly. 

its not that there are not enough scientists and engineers in this country, its that there are too many of them.  separating the "wheat from the chafe" is difficult or impossible.  having worked with such people in our defense dept. i can assure you that at least 5% of them are good.  the rest of them should be working in coal mines or steel factories. 

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nevermind, especially today when i should be celebrating our freedoms. 

KEEP AMERICA FREE.



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