senior, old age, second childhood, sickness and death, ain't we got fun.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

TAX POOR PEOPLE




poor people not paying enough taxes.  they should pay their fair share.  for example:  saving them after yachting accidents; finding them after an avalanche when skiing; getting them off sinking cruise ships; searching the wilderness when they get lost.  obviously poor people are not paying enough taxes considering all the services they get.

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Saturday, April 28, 2012

mind boggling is the pretend problem that social security which has money in the bank is in "debtor's prison" while the total economic cripple DEFENSE DEPT. is funded every fiscal year.


WIKIPEDIA, "The Department of Defense's FY 2011 $137.5 billion procurement and $77.2 billion RDT&E ....... "

LA TIMES, "..... Social Security Trust Fund disclosed that the fund grew by $69 billion in 2011. ... "
 
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Friday, April 27, 2012

USELESS IS THE NEW CREATIVE

useless candidate romney trying to persuade us that he's a leader.  the only leadership he's shown is at the canape table at the last gala ball  "mmmm... the caviar is soooo good".

he really said that he doesn't need to know anything.  he can hire people who know.  so what's his point - that he is useless?

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Thursday, April 26, 2012



as usual, world still in disastrous decline and yankees lose second in a row.  alles kaput.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

LIGHTWEIGHT ROMNEY WARMING UP

already sick of another lightweight presidential candidate, romney  (ugh).

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george zimmerman out and in hiding.  many people are waiting to "stand their ground" when they see him approahing.  good luck, george.

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Sunday, April 22, 2012

GO GIANTS

""Thursday being the first day of media accesss during the Giants' 2012 offseason program, much of the conversation was about the upcoming season and moving forward from the Super Bowl victory. ..."
Mike Garafolo/The Star-Ledger The Star-Ledger "


GO GIANTS

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

GREATEST PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME

W. C. Fields Shaving Scene from "It´s A Gift" (1934)

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Friday, April 20, 2012

MY THANKS TO JOHN GRISHAM



busy working my way through, john grisham's works.  he has to be one of the all time best story tellers.  some of his early books may have been stretched a little.  recent stories move along smoothly.  they are all hard to put down.

now in the middle of, "the litigators".  an interesting, amusing, and entertaining story of ambulance chasing attorneys.  reminiscent of some of the egocentric, bottom feeder lawyers i've known (or are they all that way).

i recently finished, "the testament", an overall memorable work, which seemed to have a cop-out finish.  so why did i tear-up at its end?

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Thursday, April 19, 2012

"... Obama and Mitt Romney are tied 46-46% in the latest CBS/New York Times poll ..."

amazing but true.   fortunately i don't give a darn or a heck.  just keep sending me my social security and medicare and keep them out of some government program.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

ROMNEY UBER ALLES or Der morgige Tag ist mein! ('Tomorrow Belongs to Me')

and i thought that it was a new jersey soccer mom thing; that only mean girls grown up can be as bitchy as ann romney is.  then again lynne cheney is hateful too.  ..... ummmm ... they're both mormon.  mormon, new jersey soccer mom - same thing.


" ...... Ann Romney actually took the lead, again something the campaign has been trying to use her for: Sawyer drew her out on the stay-at-home-momtroversy, her own off-the-record comments that the brouhaha was an early birthday present and her husband’s political aims (“I think it’s our turn”). .... "

but you always have a turn.  is it ever anyone else's turn.

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(“I think it’s our turn”). .... "


it is a family history event that when my mother-in-law's sister and family were being sent to a concentration camp and never heard from again by the germans during the bastard-german war ii, her polish neighbor was taking her things and said,"now its our turn".
 
so ann romney's uncalled for comment resonates in the 21st century.
 
stupid is forever.

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AND A TRIBUTE TO THE REPUBLICANS AND THE ROMNEYS WHOSE "TURN IT IS":        Der morgige Tag ist mein! ('Tomorrow Belongs to Me')


 

YES, STUPID IS FOREVER.  SOMEONE WILL JUST HAVE TO NUKE 'EM.


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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

BLABBERMOUTH, ANN ROMNEY SPEAKS

looks like ann romney can't keep her mouth shut.  if you thought mittens would lose by ten points you can be sure his wife will make it twenty points.  obama 60 - mittens 40.

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Monday, April 16, 2012

PAY PHONES REVISITED

thanks to "Scouting NY"



in the old days when people used pay phones it wasn't all that bad.  you had an allotted amount of time with your connection and then the operator, a phone company employee would interrupt you and ask for more money.  you might think this was a bad thing.  no, many times you were looking for a way to end the conversation without appearing rude.  by claiming you were out of coinage the phone company would appear to be at fault when they terminated the call.  those greedy corporate people ended your discussion.  "phew, saved".

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Sunday, April 15, 2012

DESTINATION, CARTEGENA

wapo:  "11 Secret Service agents put on leave amid prostitution inquiry"
 
ATTACK OF THE KILLER HORMONES ----


Q: (do you know) how many of our people in our military bases near the mexican border (texas, new mexico, arizona, california) travel across the border for ... ummm ... lady friends?

A: all of them.

whoa, y'mean men do this? huh?
 
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what happens in cartegena should stay in cartegena!
 
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Saturday, April 14, 2012

U. S. GOVERNMENT FINDS NEW TOURIST LOCATION

wapo:, "The U.S. Secret Service is investigating allegations of misconduct by agents who had been sent to Cartagena, Colombia, to provide security for President Obama’s trip to a summit that began there Friday."

 what great publicity. they're making Cartagena, Colombia the next great tourist destination. you can't buy publicity like this. even security people can relax here. if i were 60 years younger i'd be packing my bags.


every rich kid republican is tanning up and is going on this adventure. it doesn't get better than this.

tough luck, democrats, you just can't afford it.
 
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Friday, April 13, 2012

finally after almost two months of heavy thinking and mountains of bs the trayvon martin case has been clearly defined by my fellow humanoids.  it boils down to the issue whether two people having a disagreement on a public walkway entitles one of the people to shoot the other person.

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BASEBALL:

yankees have redeemed themselves winning three in a row, now 3-3.   on their way to another world championship.

amazin' mets who i've neglected are 5-2.  maybe they have a chance (at something) this year.

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Thursday, April 12, 2012

MORE MEDICAL EXPERTISE

just sayin'

my relative's doctor gave her five years to live in 1956.  he gave her five years to live in 1960.  he gave her five years to live in 1970.  he gave her five years to live in 1980.  he died in 1985.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

NEW RECIPE

microwave spinach, broccoli and blackberries.  add artificial sweetener. 

ugh!  i'll never cook this again.

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Monday, April 9, 2012


stock market going down again, today.  very sad that i'll have to hear all the "risk takers" whining.  giving them solace is difficult.

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what's up with the yankees?  now 0-3.

HEY, GO YANKEES!
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Saturday, April 7, 2012

GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!

sad day.  yanks lose opening game.  looks like jeter and arod did their share.  sigh.......

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Friday, April 6, 2012

MEDICAL ADVICE - JUST SAYIN'

it would be nice if individuals could get periodic complete blood testing on their own because most can read the numbers just as well (maybe better and with more interest) than their doctors.  obvious benefits include big savings to taxpayers and patients.

most doctor's medical tests are similar to high school lab experiments. they are just put in files or plotted on graphs with absolutely no payoff except profits and beard stroking for the medical community.

signed, I-CAN-READ-THE-NUMBERS-TOO.

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Thursday, April 5, 2012

ARMY DAYS XXVII

ARMY DREAMIN'

over the next 40 years after my army discharge i occasionally had bad dreams that i was drafted again.  i complained, wrote my congressman, and begrudgingly followed my orders.  lately though when i have had dreams of being drafted they seem so good.  i guess, youthful and vigorous is preferable to impending dotage.

if there is no war, army life is the softest touch possible.  no thought required.  hours are regular.  payday is always on time.  entertainment, sports, food, clothing, shelter, medical, and other stuff come with the job.  so you must deal with idiots but then any activity except being a hermit requires associating with annoying humanoids.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW?????????????????

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twelve years after g w bush was appointed prez of the united states there is still incredible outrage at the supreme court's dictatorial decision especially after how badly the country was run into the ground.  inexplicably it would appear from the elections following and the republican re-control of congress the majority of americans like the "screwing up" of america.

WTHDIK!

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wondrin' how many bookies made out and ran the table as kentucky (men's basketball) was either on or close to the point spread in their games.  college boys........

WTHDIK!

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it has been noted and discussed that most men in the single's scene feel they are irresistable but are runnung on empty.  my theory is that human male brains have many parts.  two of those parts are left over from our evolution.  there is the lizard brain part and then sitting atop is the drone brain part.  the other day there was a swarm of drones, maybe a thousand, on my property all feeling irresistable to the queen (and having engineering degrees).  i sprayed them with insecticide and hosed them down into the dirt.

WTHDIK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

179TH AND VYSE, BRONX, NY (PART LXIX): LIFE BEFORE DEATH IN (ugh) NEW JERSEY --- BRONX DREAMIN'




BRONX DREAMIN':

haven't lived in the bronx since 1956.  so why do i have dreams about going back?  it wasn't that good.

last night i dreamed that i was looking for the lexington ave. line entrance at grand central station.  this is not an unusual dream.  its always night time.  sometimes i'm in washington heights trying to find the Z trolley going across manhattan and on to the bronx.  other times i'm in queens on a bus going across the bridge over the sound into the bronx.  i also have gotten lost in the nyc subway system trying to get to the bronx.  i've been in my car driving north from downtown nyc to the bronx.  i've wandered among apartment buildings in manhattan and then in the west bronx walking towards my section of the bronx.  on the wrong subway train going into queens or on some "el" line parallel to the third ave. "el".

i guess i'd rather be lost in the 1940s bronx than facing my end of days.

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Monday, April 2, 2012

NCAA finals tonite................ dunno,  don't care.

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Sunday, April 1, 2012

TOO MUCH MEDICAL ATTENTION. BEWARE THE MEDICAL/PHARMACEUTICAL COMPLEX.

ummm... nuthin' happnin' today.

its been nine months since my doctor declared me almost dead.  so i fired him and i feel fine --- sorta'.

being a normal paranoid person i believe that if there is not a conspiracy among members of the medical/pharmaceutical complex to generate profits, there is certainly a huge redundant unnecessary application of medical treatment and ministration.

assuming that my medical providers were doing their best and i'm still walking around mowing my lawn and functioning then it would appear that they reached the bounds of their limited knowledge and the end of their textbook and don't want to work too hard.

much too much medical attention.

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